Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dec66]

AP doesn't believe in continence. That accounts for the stains and the strange smell.

Andy_R used to have all the Massey Ferguson catalogues, and calendars, and lots of die-cast models and other MF memorabilia... But then he got rid of it all, whereupon smoke started billowing from his kitchen window.

Yes, he's an ex-tractor fan.

 

[Andy_R]

Dec66 listens to all the modern contemporary comedy routines

 

[postman]

Andy -R was stopped by the police cycling down a one way street.The wrong way.Did you not see the arrows sir.Arrows I never saw the Indians either.

 

[accountantpete]

Postman's stand-up comedy routine earned a LMFAO award from Nuns and Religious Sisters Weekly.

 

[Andy_R]

AP makes so much sense he's worshipped by replicators the world over

 

[Landsurfer]

Cranes and Ducks ..... Andy is a bit of a bird fancier .......

 

[accountantpete]

There's no prizes for guessing which part of a bird Landsurfer most fancies...

 

[Landsurfer]

Undercover Pete and his secret Giger Counter on a stick work hard for Greenpeace in the worlds most radioactive sea...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Land surfer 🏄‍♀️ is still stood on his board waiting for tide to come in.

 

[stephec]

YB loves all things nautical, especially a rough passage round the horn.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec is thinking about joining an Orchestra. He is learning to play the Bermuda Triangle.

 

[postman]

Sorry about the post of mine and how stupid it looked.Its that Amazon Fire tablet,no matter what you type it puts in anything it wants.I have to double check everything i type.

 

[postman]

Speicher told the School careers officer,i want to go in to television comedy,i am really good at it.He started laughing,there i told you so,Speicher replied.

 

[Archie_tect]

Postman always delivers.

 

[Hover Fly]

Archie has just broken a shoe lace, so he has taken a handful of raw cotton, and by dinner time will have spun a new one.