Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Wol pays a lot of dough to her joke-writer (and yes, his name is Mr Pastry)

Did I tell you about the time I met Mr Pastry's agent? That is a true story!

 

[Rocky]

Rockaay insists on reclining underneath a bed sheet when writing.

I don't think he's quite grasped what 'Post a lie' means.

Doug has named his new novel ‘Post….a lie?’

Apparently he’s written 25,000 words on why you can’t trust the GPO to deliver your letter the next day.

(Meet them halfway Doug and put a stamp on the envelope)

 

[Rocky]

Did I tell you about the time I met Mr Pastry's agent? That is a true story!

Were you wearing your Sunday suet and looking smart when you met him?

 

[Speicher]

Were you wearing your Sunday suet and looking smart when you met him?

No I was at a hotel and there was an elderly gentleman was sat next to me. Somehow the subject was country dancing and someone mentioned the "Gay Gordons" "The Lancers" as danced by Mr Pastry. So I said to the gentleman next to me "I expect you can tell me the real name of Mr Pastry". He looked very shocked and on the defensive. He wanted to know why I thought he would know.

He then said he had been the agent for Mr Pastry, and could not work out how I would know that.

 

[Rocky]

No I was at a hotel and there was an elderly gentleman was sat next to me. Somehow the subject was country dancing and someone mentioned the "Gay Gordons" "The Lancers" as danced by Mr Pastry. So I said to the gentleman next to me "I expect you can tell me the real name of Mr Pastry". He looked very shocked and on the defensive. He wanted to know why I thought he would know.

He then said he had been the agent for Mr Pastry, and could not work out how I would know that.

Richard Hearne!!

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has a pork pie hat.