Pointless things

[Tenacious Sloth]

Ant and Dec.

How would I know which programs to avoid if they weren't hosted by Ant and Dec?

 

[Notafettler]

Threads about pointless things

Gravel boards under fences - WTF are they for? Stops the hedgehog getting about what's more.

To stop the bottom of the fence rotting and obviously to stop the gravel in your drive migrating to your neighbours.

 

[Notafettler]

sandwich toaster thingies

George does the job equally as well

 

[Notafettler]

Health and Safety

Bit by bit they are trying to get rid of residential lpg tanks. Creating new rules all the time. Cant be to close to a boundary. So cant be close to your neighbours house? No just the boundary. So unsafe 100 metres away from another house if its close to the boundary, but 11 metres from the neighbors is safe?

Calor says my tank is now illegal anywhere in my garden front or back. Good job some suppliers go with it was okay before so it's okay now. I reckon it would only cost me £6000 to change to oil. Every one with an lpg tank should be able to afford that?

 

[Notafettler]

The continuous reference to 'Sir' in Mr Starmer's name by the toadies in the media.

I think they are being sarcastic

 

[Notafettler]

Jazz 'music'. Just sounds like musicians warming up.'

Shower gel. The fragrance washes off about a second after you put the stuff on.

Expensive coffins. They rot down a hole and even worse,they are burnt to a cinder when the occupant gets cremated.

Pop up adverts on online newspapers and you tube videos. They are so damned annoying you try and get them out your face asap,showing no interest in what they're trying to sell you.

What is the fragrance got to do with it? Its barely on your body before it's washed of. I reckon it works out at 10 times the price of bar of soap. And it's not good for my ceptic tanks either. If only my neighbour would stop bringing me bottles that posh people leave behind at the eco house she works at. If she did I would stop using it....but free is my favourite price.

 

[Notafettler]

Have you considered tourist camping on the shore of your local water supply and wondered where they dispose of waste of all kinds?

Into bottles of water people buy in shops.
The landlord who started malvern water got it from a tap in the backroom.
Where do you think bottled water comes from?
Eden?

 

[Notafettler]

The EU

 

[Notafettler]

Belgium the flems become part of the Neverland and the French become part of France. That way they both cant whine about the other being treated better than them.
Note they have to keep the Belgium beers. Specially the 10%+ ones.

 

[Notafettler]

Great Britain, we would be far better off just being Britain.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Doesn't seem to be a cobbled cycle lane like we have.

That's because it's pedestrianised:

They're still evil though.

I haven't found the cobbled cycleway in York. Where is it?

 

[Drago]

ITV News.

 

[postman]

Reality tv stars.The list is a mile long.Z listers pumped up with fillers.Flying off for even more plastic surgery.So they now all look alike.

 

[Drago]

DC Comics. Apart from Superman, they may as well not have bothered.

 

[marinyork]

That's because it's pedestrianised:

They're still evil though.

I haven't found the cobbled cycleway in York. Where is it?

https://goo.gl/maps/CKnNksJpwu9iV6gcA

It's in a conservation area, it cost a fortune to put in, with the red cobbles. The council are blighters, doing stupid things like cobbled cycle lane or the infamous shark fins, yet if they want to put in terrorist barriers or rip up cobbles and have tarmac or other daft street furniture that's fine. Just one of the many examples of cyclists being tret as 2nd class citizens.