People you fancy that you shouldn't

[Johnny Thin]

My neighbour's ass.

Sex with a donkey just don't bear thinking about, but maybe holding the carrot BACKWARDS might help?

 

[walker]

For some strange reason, since she's lost alot of weight, I find Fern Cotton quite fanciable

 

[spindrift]

HMQ

 

[Tony Bell]

Margaret from The Apprentice.

 

[Tony Bell]

and someone called Fliss in a really old TV series the name of which I can't recall.

Would that be Diane Keene? She played Fliss in The Cuckoo Waltz in the mid seventies.

 

[dan_bo]

Gail Platt?

 

[Fnaar]

Heather Mills:

 

[Tetedelacourse]

No way. Along with her false leg, she'd probably take you to the cleaners.

 

[yenrod]

OR

Or, even both together

 

[Tetedelacourse]

There's no reason you shouldn't fancy Beanie. The other one's a bit of a frump though.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

Clare Balding (hangs head in shame )

I think you'll find she catches the other bus

 

[hubgearfreak]

Gail Platt?

you're a sick, sick man