People you fancy that you shouldn't

[spandex]

Well Dickle I dont think so






Roger? come on

 

[Fnaar]

Not even from behind and with a bag over my head.

Me neither But the "Widdecombe Equation" (which I just invented) states that in any thread such as this it is only a matter of time till someone posts a picture of the erstwhile MP

 

[ChrisKH]

my friend's wife counts then?

Definitely. As does my cousin. Which one is another matter.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Me neither But the "Widdecombe Equation" (which I just invented) states that in any thread such as this it is only a matter of time till someone posts a picture of the erstwhile MP

"erstwhile" as in "widdicombe was erstwhile thatcher did the fluffing"?

I was in an airport lounge at the same time as Widdecombe. She has some headlamps on her!

 

[walker]

"erstwhile" as in "widdicombe was erstwhile thatcher did the fluffing"?

I was in an airport lounge at the same time as Widdecombe. She has some headlamps on her!

Was she buying car spares from Halfords then?

 

[Chuffy]

Me neither But the "Widdecombe Equation" (which I just invented) states that in any thread such as this it is only a matter of time till someone posts a picture of the erstwhile MP

Heh. She is pretty much the benchmark for 'women you're not related to but still wouldn't'.

 

[Fnaar]

Heh. She is pretty much the benchmark for 'women you're not related to but still wouldn't'.

And so was born "The Widdecombe Scale" (0 being after a bottle of red, 10 being Ann herself)

(PS I, of course, make George Clooney look like a spotty herbert )

 

[purpleR]

None of the girls have posted on this thread yet. Surely some of them must have fantasies about male politicians or TV people?

Michael Heseltine. Ken Clarke. Father Dougal Maguire.

 

[spandex]

Buggy

 

[Chuffy]

Buggy

Is that Baggy or Buggi? Think very carefully before you answer...

 

[Chuffy]

I am seven feet tall and can fire lasers from my arse btw...

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I am seven feet tall and can fire lasers from my arse btw...

And can you control the timing of that otherwise useful skill?

 

[mickle]

Arse-lasers is only good for defence as u well know.

 

[Chuffy]

And can you control the timing of that otherwise useful skill?

Preparation is of the essence. I find that a two day training regime of beans, cabbage and brown ale is mandatory. Plus an hour to screw the focusing lens into the relevant orifice.

I really am seven feet tall though.

 

[Chuffy]

Arse-lasers is only good for defence as u well know.

Rubbish. I could light a fag from 100 yards. They're a bugger to aim though.