Well, back to earth - Norwayland - with a bump after a thoroughly enjoyable weekend.
Thanks must go to Mr and Mrs Magnatom for housing, feeding and beering me, and getting me to and from the airport! Also to Tet for lending me a very nifty hack bike! (two beers for you next year, Tet

) and Scoosh for enabling my shoes to clip onto the bike!
Sorry to have missed Mr Pig!

I was looking forward to the tea and some bacon sarnies (and a dump would have been nice, as I
HATE those portaloos with a passion

- but fortunately my intestines expanded allowing me a few more hours before I 'gave birth' in the pub toilet!).
Sorry also to have missed gavintc. Next year, eh!
And of course to my Scottish cycling chums; the Glasgowers, the Edinbergers, and the Fiffian (whom I had a bit of trouble understanding at times). It was a great day with lots of laughs, too much cake (and bananas and chocolate bars and energy drinks) and a good ride, ridden at pace and with aggression (once we'd torn ourselves away from the
FREE and plentiful amounts of food).
It was good to see so many cyclists on the road, particularly the youngsters who did extremely well to cycle so far. There were a few 'fools' on the road, too, (apart from Team
CC) but hopefully they'll learn the correct etiquette sooner or later.
The highlights? Meeting my cycling team mates, seeing plenty of tidy females (two in particular: speaking of which, girls with good arses shouldn't really go commando; scanty laced knickers are fine under padded shorts!

). The big fella on the road bike being repeatedly overtaken on the climbs, then bombing down the hills to re-take the lead, before realising he wasn't going to win. HlaB's suicidal overtake on the wrong side of the road 50 yards or so before a flashing ambulace passed him going the other way!

And, last but not least,the piss in the park after the bus journey back to Glasgow!
Good effort all, see yuz next year and with hopefully double, or triple the number of forum cyclists!
By the way, I was first over the line, very closely followed by HlaB. 