OT: Help me think of a nickname for my girlfriend

[Joe24]

Cant you just get one nickname for every girlfriend you have? It will be easier to remember then a new one.
Call her flower or tiny.

Or ask her if she has a nickname, and run away if she says her friends call her bonj.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

A friend of mine called his GF 'sh*tty knickers' I didn't ask why? And don't want to know why?
Another friends pet name for his wife is 'Dirtbag'

 

[John Ponting]

What a coincidence. My current girlfriend calls me Dave, as well!

and Trigger called Rodney Dave

 

[Johnny Thin]

Physical:
Slim, petite and busty.
Brunette, brown eyes, pale complexion.

Mental:
Shy,
Intelligent, hard working, bit of a perfectionist

She sounds like a right cracker to me. I think I'd rather leave you to cock it up so that I can ask her out ...

 

[ajevans]

apart from the mix up in indentity. what if I were to call you bonj?

I'm not disprespectful, just prone to slips of the tongue. I sometimes call people by the wrong name if not thinking. Did you ever when you were back at school call your teacher 'Mom'? I did a couple of times, I even called my boss at a previous job 'Mom' once m now that was really embarassing!

Anyway her name starts with a similar syllable as a previous girlfriend, which increases the risk of a slip up. By getting into a habit of calling her a nickname that she finds endearing, I can avoid needlessly upsetting her in this way.

I posted this thread so that I can get:
a) Possibly a decent suggestion I might can consider;
Humourous suggestions that I won't use but will be amusing to hear.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Petite, brown eyes, pale complexion = Frodo

Slim, shy, intelligent = Gollum

Busty, perfectionist = Anal Orbs

Ending myself at shittyknickers and dirtbag. On a similar level of respect, I know a bloke who took a lass out on a first date to the pictures. halfway through the film he poured his popcorn over her head for a laugh. They are now happily married. Well, married anyway.