OT: Help me think of a nickname for my girlfriend

[papercorn2000]

My friends always used to give my girlfriends nicknames such as ***** the Glam-Chick (quite glam and definitely a chick), Agent Orange (sunbed queen), the Alien (don't ask).

How about "Oi, Bint!"

 

[Rhythm Thief]

My girlfriend's nicknames vary among Flower, Duck, Babe, Old Horse, Little Sausage, Honeybun and lots more. (Jesus, it'll be embarrassing reading this back when I'm sober.)

 

[Noodley]

You could always take the position of respecting you girlfriend?

Although that is maybe beyond you?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

How do you know he doesn't respect his girlfriend? Is a nickname automatically disrespectful in your world?

 

[Noodley]

How do you know he doesn't respect his girlfriend? Is a nickname automatically disrespectful in your world?

"I always think of something offensive" was a clue for me.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Oh. No good suggestions, except maybe Chuffy's advice. However I always think of something offensive (I was the undisputed champion at name-calling at primary school! ). I'm kind and considerate but certainly not a charmer!!

Hmmm, I think you may have quoted out of context there Noodley. I suspect AJ was bemoaning his inability to think of an inoffensive nickname, rather then boasting about how offensive he can be when he tries.

 

[Noodley]

that he finds it difficult to differenciate between his last girlfriend and his current one?

None of the suggestions so far are hopeful....

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I've called current girlfriends the names more usually associated with ex girlfriends, and been called names more properly belonging to ex boyfriends. It happens, especially in a new relationship. There's not necessarily anything disrespectful about it.

 

[Noodley]

apart from the mix up in indentity. what if I were to call you bonj?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

My god, don't do that. I'd never speak to you again.
Seriously, I never took offence when I was called "Dave" by a girlfriend when we were six weeks into a relationship. It wasn't a regular thing, just an understandable slip of the tongue.

 

[Dayvo]

My god, don't do that. I'd never speak to you again.
Seriously, I never took offence when I was called "Dave" by a girlfriend when we were six weeks into a relationship. It wasn't a regular thing, just an understandable slip of the tongue.

What a coincidence. My current girlfriend calls me Dave, as well!

 

[Jaded]

Grimsby.

 

[stephec]

My girlfriend's nicknames vary among Flower, Duck, Babe, Old Horse, Little Sausage, Honeybun and lots more. (Jesus, it'll be embarrassing reading this back when I'm sober.)

As long as she doesn't call you little sausage.

 

[Keith Oates]

Getting into the habit of calling them 'darling' may save some embarrassment although I agree it's not very original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

As long as she doesn't call you little sausage.

Or even Quorn sausage....because of the lack of meat.