Odd factoids

[Ming the Merciless]

Before winter was invented, heating was not required. It’s rumoured oil companies lobbied Teresa to introduce winter so they could sell some old pipes they had, calling it central heating, to make some extra money.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Theresa May was born in June
June Whitfield was born in July
Julie Andrews was born in August
Gusty Springfield was born in September
Septimus Prime was born in October
Octavia Spencer... [OK, I'm bored now]

 

[Drago]

June Whitfields in screen husband, Terry Scott, was the first man to publicly state that the Carry On films were not funny.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Terry Scott was the grandson of Scott of Antarctica

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Terry Scott was the grandson of Scott of Antarctica

Scotland is in Antarctica. Signs to "The North" pointing to Scotland were introduced to fool the Germans during the war, but still believed by naive sassenachs today.

 

[Drago]

Antarctica was once ruled by ants and tics, hence the name.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Scotland is in Antarctica. Signs to "The North" pointing to Scotland were introduced to fool the Germans during the war, but still believed by naive sassenachs today.

This is why Scotland is so farking cold all the time

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Insects for food are in vogue amongst environmentalists, who hope eating bugs will help solve global warming.

But the first food invented from bugs was Tic tacs, which are made from ticks.

 

[Drago]

In the olden days tic tac toe was played with the severed toes of imprisoned environmental protesters.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Green Piece is the incredible hullk's porn name.

 

[raleighnut]

Porn was invented by the tories so they watch something in parliament whilst ignoring everything as the country went to the dogs.........hence dogging was created

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sausages are so shaped after the dogs so called

 

[Drago]

The new government is planning to replace the pensioners winter fuel payment with sausages, which can be burned to keep warm. Party donors of pensionable age will receive a jumbo sausage, and a free pass to the warmest room in Downing Street for those that donate desinger suits and glasses to the PM.

This is at odds with the previous government's policy of simply burning pensioners to heat party HQ.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Global warming was instigated by Livingstone after discovering they didn’t have winter fuel payments in Zambia.

 

[Drago]

Barbie's boyfriend, Ken, was modelled on Ken Livingstone.