Drago
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On the Isle of Eigg mammals actually lay eggs.
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately velo-dome decree:
A stately velo-dome decree:
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
The first calculator was invented on the Isle of Gigha and later developed into measuring radiation.
Drago
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Radiation was originally invented to fill car radiators for a faster warm up.
Ming the Merciless
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Wind is created by massive offshore turbines near Skye. In late 2020 a massive rain machine came online allowing the rest of Britain to enjoy Scottish “sunshine”.
Drago
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Sky TV was invented on the Isle of Skye. The porn channel is based on Muck.
Drago
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Prior to the outbreak of WWII, 1964 in the American calendar, monkeys were made from brass.
Brass was deemed to be a strategic metal and none was available for monkey production, so from then on they have been manufacturers from a mix of pubes and dogs poop. Indeed, pubes themselves are in short supply and manufacturers conserved stocks my not covering monkeys bottoms.
Brass was deemed to be a strategic metal and none was available for monkey production, so from then on they have been manufacturers from a mix of pubes and dogs poop. Indeed, pubes themselves are in short supply and manufacturers conserved stocks my not covering monkeys bottoms.
Drago
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The Pretenders were, like Milli Vanillia, nothing more than a bunch of young people miming to a backing track. The actual band were a bunch of Welsh Miners from Inverness.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
"Welsh Miners from Inverness" are a hip-hop act from Compton LA.
"Welsh Mining" is a euphemism for a particularly lewd explicit act, which moderators will not allow mention of here, and "Inverness" is a hated run down suburb of San Diego.
"Welsh Mining" is a euphemism for a particularly lewd explicit act, which moderators will not allow mention of here, and "Inverness" is a hated run down suburb of San Diego.
Seevio
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Welsh Miners from Inverness's breakthrough album was "Straight out of Llantrisant." As well as an iconic title, this is also good advice.
Drago
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Inverness is historically a suburb of Cardiff that declared UDI under Mayor Starmer in 1952.
Mayor Starmer promised to move the whole enclave but then changed his mind, taking 14 years to take decisive action to not do anything.
It was Mayor Johnson who managed to "get exit done", although he fell from grace over the cost of redecorating the Mayoral residence and was replaced by Mayor Linekar, who himself was to die of crisp related cholesterol poisoning.
Mayor Starmer promised to move the whole enclave but then changed his mind, taking 14 years to take decisive action to not do anything.
It was Mayor Johnson who managed to "get exit done", although he fell from grace over the cost of redecorating the Mayoral residence and was replaced by Mayor Linekar, who himself was to die of crisp related cholesterol poisoning.
