Odd factoids

[PeteXXX]

Once these crows were trained properly by the English, they were taught to trampoline.
This was solely to be able to flip the bird at the Frenchies.

 

[Drago]

French Fries were invented in China, and are in fact baked. When this secret was leaked rhe French fishermen ended their latest strike and started a new strike to protest.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Trampolining cows were used to storm heavily defended castles. If you look carefully you can see cow shaped imprints in many a ruin.

 

[PeteXXX]

Trampolining cows is one explanation for the rise & fall in milk prices.

 

[Drago]

Cows were invented by Kaiser Willhelm in 1988 as an alternative source of milk. Due to the great dog plague of 1977 the number of milk producing dogs had dwindled alarmingly.

 

[PeteXXX]

Cows can be made of vegetables & pulses so vegans can eat them.

 

[Drago]

Vegans are a breakaway sect from the planet Vulcan. It is illogical, but there it is.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Vulcanists don’t eat metals

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Vulcanists eat rubber

 

[Drago]

Rubber was invented by Winston Churchill in 1892 as a sensual material for Conservative party member undergarments.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The Rubber political party had a meltdown in 1920 then blew up in 1921

 

[Drago]

Politics was invented un 1931 by Lawrence of Arabia. He did this because he feared too much was being done, done on time, efficiently and to budget. This sterile state of affairs was anathema to Mr Arabia, who went on to die because the hospital he had been raken to wasn't yet finished.

 

[PeteXXX]

Lawrence of Arabia invented the Dune Buggy.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

His brother Lawrence of Arcadia , led a quiet life living in harmony with nature.

 

[bruce1530]

Lawrence of Arabica invented coffee beans