Odd factoids

[Threevok]

Halitosis was Halle Berry's maiden name

 

[Drago]

Halle Berry is the illegitimate son of Halley's comet and Nick Berry.

 

[bruce1530]

Nick Berry is so named because he was once caught trying to defraud the farmer at a "pick your own soft fruit" farm.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

I thought it was because of that unfortunate incident when he misinterpreted a 'Pick your own Plums' sign?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

There's a strange bunch pupils at one particular school. The teachers were forced to erect a "Pick Your Own Nose" sign

 

[srj10]

Halley Berry's mother, Mary gave Paul Hollywood an STD. ( Allegedly)

 

[Threevok]

STDs are standard for people who abbriviate

 

[PeteXXX]

Paul Hollywood's STD code was CLAP1

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Paul Hollywood erected that sign in Los Angeles

 

[Drago]

Paul Hollywood is the mother of Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Frankie never got to Hollywood. Couldn’t afford the bus fare.

 

[Drago]

Buses were j vented by Mahatma Gandhi in 1251 to transport French fishermen to their latest strike.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Strike is a French word meaning “To consume a bottle of wine in one go”

 

[PeteXXX]

An Essex girls favourite whine is "I wanna go ta " Lakeside "

 

[Drago]

David Essex is actually from Suffolk. He entered Essex as an illegal in the back of a shipment of sex toys.