Odd factoids

[Drago]

Blimey, I was never good enough to be a failed traffic warden. Something about being incompetent or some such. Hard to understand the supernintendo when he's shouting like that.

 

[raleighnut]

Blimey, I was never good enough to be a failed traffic warden. Something about being incompetent or some such. Hard to understand the supernintendo when he's shouting like that.

Yes most blokes cannot grow the moustache required (unlike the women) so are forced instead to become Police or NCP 'attendants'

 

[Drago]

And those with asthma and/or no GCSEs become PCSOs.

I'd quite like being a car park attendant. The little office full of cigarette smoke, the gold braid, the power...

 

[raleighnut]

And those with asthma and/or no GCSEs become PCSOs.

I'd quite like being a car park attendant. The little office full of cigarette smoke, the gold braid, the power...

PCSO (police constable shaped object) basically Hitler in a frock

 

[Drago]

Indeed, although when I was assaulted and had my arm broken a PCSO was first on the scene and got stuck in trying to help me, so I wont be too hard on them.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Traffic wardens were invented by John Lennon to promote "Lovely Rita"

 

[PeteXXX]

Lovely Rita Metre Maid was so named as she was only 39.37007874" tall.

 

[Drago]

On continental Europe it is the men that wear the French maids outfits during kinky bedtime shenanigans.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Wood Henge is a Neolithic monument to the tradition of men getting wood on the first day of the summer solstice. It is thought to be the earliest surviving erection in Great Britain.

 

[Threevok]

Every time Americans get wood, they think of Trojans

 

[Drago]

The first trojan horse was a failure as the soldiers refused to enter it via the anus mounted hatch.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Homer, who described the Trojan wars in the Iliad, was the last surviving member of the hominid species Homer Erectus.

The God Priapus was another famous member of the species, which was named after Homer and his gigantic member.

 

[Drago]

Homer Erectus died out. After several generations they began to prefer the company of their own sex at bedtime, and thus they ceased reproducing. Homer Sexual Erectus was reclassified as Flaccidus Extinctus.

 

[Threevok]

Thanks to the cost-of-living crisis, the price of talcum powder is now so high, that suppliers are being forced to cut it with cocaine, to save costs.

 

[Drago]

Cocaine is made by boiling off Coca Cola and extracting the fine white power that is left. Virgin Cola is used for the first or 'Extra Virgin' quality powder, Pepsi, coca Cola or panda pops for the lesser quality drug.