Odd factoids

[Drago]

Sir Patrick Moore had an affair with Sir Roger Moore.

Sir Sir Accy was their illegitimate offspring.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Accrington is an early version of nylon. @Accy cyclist insists all his clothes are made out of it.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Monopoly properties are not named after real places, but real people.

For instance, "Bond Street" is named after James Bond, "King's Cross" was named after the argumentative George Vth, and "Mary le Boner" after a notorious prostitute.

 

[Drago]

Mary Le Boner had no bones. Thus her flexibility made her very popular with her regulars.

 

[PeteXXX]

Simon Le Boner was so named as he's a total dick.

 

[srj10]

Jeremy Hunt plans to pass a new law to change the rules of Monopoly, you no longer get £200 just for passing Go, No More Handouts.
Super rich, Doctors and Judges will be excluded obvs.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

"Old Kunt Road" was named after Jeremy Hunt

 

[Drago]

Old Kunt Road is misleadingly named.

It's actually an avenue.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

A cunning linguistic trick turned it into a road

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Space smells of farts

 

[Drago]

Farts are the souls are the animals and plants we have eaten.

 

[bruce1530]

Vegetarian farts have a higher calorific value than natural gas. If all the vegetarians in the country were assembled in a gas factory, we could generate enough gas to supply a city the size of Liverpool.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Farts are the souls are the animals and plants we have eaten.

Which is conclusive proof of reincarnation, where the most evil creatures come back as broccoli or sprouts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When someone dies in a film or on the telly, they have to hold their breath for the rest of the scene, not just for realism, but also because of the farts

 

[roubaixtuesday]

The Germans discovered that riding a bike makes you fart more, which is why they're called fart riders in German (Fahrräder)