Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
The Middle Ages is between 2 and 4 pm, when most can be found having their afternoon nap.
Odd factoids
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Afternoon naps were invented by the French. Their national sense of fair play demanded a daily 2 hour window by which any passing army could nip through the Ardennes and invade.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Paris is made of plaster of Paris, which makes ideal foundations for a large tower.
Paris is the capital of Frange, and the rest of the country is made of Frangipane, entirely unsuitable for foundations.
Paris is the capital of Frange, and the rest of the country is made of Frangipane, entirely unsuitable for foundations.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
France is named for its founder and the inventor of the garage, Nigel Farage.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
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- 52 Festive Road
The Eiffel Tower was originally intended to be the scaffolding for a Leaning Tower of Pizza but there had been a translation error and it turned out to be a load of old stones and the rapacious Frenchpersons dit le sod it j'ai leaving it avec ici and so a tourist attraction was created.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The Leaning Tower of Piza is in fact perfectly vertical, but the ground upon which it sits slopes and creates the optical illusion of the tower itself leaning.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Belgium’s first prime minister was TinTin and with dog as chancellor of the exchequer
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
TinTin was in fact made from pewter.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
It's a fact that it in tin tin that rin tin tin shi tin.
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
Sea lions are just seals with an extra electron.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
It was originally the Learning tower of Pisa. But school kids kept dropping test tubes 🧪 of sulphuric acid on tourists below and it was shut down.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Tourists are actually slaves who are forced to walk a out such places on pain of a good thrashing.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Every Friday night tourists in the UK are forced to head out and get stuck in 24hr traffic jams. This is for the entertainment of the locals listening on their radios.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Radio was invented as a cost effective version of television for blind people.
HMS_Dave
Grand Old Lady
Television was invented so that @Accy cyclist dad, Sir Patrick Moore could present Sky At Night whilst wearing his trousers up to his neck.
