Odd factoids

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker thinks he can sweet talk me into taking mercy on him and banishing him to the Moon. But it’s not going to happen.

Depending on who's moon it is, let me go... Please!!

 

[HMS_Dave]

The thought of sweet talk on a Friday night turns Ming the Merciless into septic peg. Here he is look.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The thought of sweet talk on a Friday night turns Ming the Merciless into septic peg. Here he is look.
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Ming's left eye can swivel 360 degrees.

Quite what the purpose of seeing his eye socket is, is anyone's guess as he wont tell anyone.

 

[PeteXXX]

'Gaudete', the 1970's hit song by Steeleye Span, was not as thought, based on a 16th century Christmas carol.
It was actually a homage to the fromage Gouda cheese.

 

[Drago]

Steeleye Span were arrested for fraud after it was revealed their eyes were not made from steel, but ping pong balls with felt tip pen pupils.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Drago is a famous Hollywood action star. He does however let himself relax between films, before getting back to the gym.

 

[Drago]

Since the new namby pamby 'elf and safety laws Mr Creosote is now know as Mr Creocote.

 

[srj10]

According to a recent study all fake news starts with the phrase According to a recent study.

 

[Drago]

In the dark ages it became fashionable to chest at exams rather than studying. As a result no new knowledge whatsoever came along until the renaissance in 1931, by which point humankind had regressed almost to the point of living in caves.

 

[PeteXXX]

Until February 1956 all exams, by law, had to be sat on a Tuesday and marked by the following weekend.

 

[Drago]

Tuesdays were introduced by the Labour government of Winston Thatcher-Crippen in 1938, the idea being to up national productivity by creating an extra working day without raising wages.

Similarly, Thursday, or Thor's Day was created by the rhe UKIP government of Thora Hird in 2014, and was named in ther honour.

 

[PeteXXX]

Mistakenly, Thora Hird was accused of defrosting cows in mid-winter.

 

[Drago]

Midwinter is due to be abolished. All that snow and frost is nothing more than white privilege.

 

[Seevio]

Although most people assume the title "Jaws" refers to the shark, all of the characters had jaws. Any one of them could have done it.

 

[PeteXXX]

The first victim of the shark in Jaws had dandruff... They know this as her Head & Shoulders was found on the beach.