Odd factoids

[Bonefish Blues]

The poster formerly known as Drago was abducted by aliens. Sadly the aliens got the raw end of the abduction and disgorged him after some months in order to preserve their alien equilibrium. The aliens are reported to be recovering slowly. Drago has been informed he is not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

 

[Drago]

Having been abducted for alien sex experiments Drago now finds himself pregnant. Or fat.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Aliens have been known to abduct hillbillies because of their unique perspective on life. Hillbillies are often said to have a closer connection to nature and the mysteries of the universe, making them prime candidates for alien abduction. Additionally, their rural lifestyle provides a unique look into the human condition which some aliens may find interesting.

 

[Drago]

Hillbillies are badly misrepresented in the media. They usually live in the valleys, and are never called William. The old name of Lowlandbernards seems to have inexplicably fallen out of use.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

"Minging" the Merciless was so named because of his appalling body odour.

However, he mercilessly slaughtered anyone who mentioned it, so became known as just plain old "Ming".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bullied and abused for years by it's trillogean cousin, the 4 word game was also born the runt of the forum litter and struggles to get any attention, despite it having a lot of potential in it's own right.

 

[Drago]

Ming the Merciless mercilessly sued the Ming dynasty for copyright infringement,

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Which is all completely baffling, because aside from the myth of Ming's name meaning he's... Fragrant... He is actually named so, as he is a MASSIVE Ming Campbell fanBOI!

 

[Drago]

Campbell soup contains real chunks of Donakd Campbell.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Campbell soup contains real chunks of Donakd Campbell.

Bluebird flavour, isn't it?

 

[HMS_Dave]

Bluebird flavour, isn't it?

It was. They also did a speed flavour. It went down wonders with the old folk.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It was. They also did a speed flavour. It went down wonders with the old folk.

But that was discontinued as one of it's ingredients gave some people a mildly carcinogenic reaction, particularly poor old Connie, who drove her car at a ton as a result, causing a terrible, terrible accident.
They tried adding some water for a while to dilute it down, but 'ConniesTon Water's' days were numbered.

FFS, what have I just written? 😆

 

[Drago]

Old people are in fact nothing more than heavily dehydrated young people.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Old people are in fact nothing more than heavily dehydrated young people.

Yeah, especially Connie, after all of that!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mad Doug Biker thinks he can sweet talk me into taking mercy on him and banishing him to the Moon. But it’s not going to happen.