Odd factoids

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Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
Rishi Sunak was originally named Richi Sunak but it was thought that was too much of a give away as to how wealthy he is.
 

Chris S

Legendary Member
Location
Birmingham
Gavin Williamson used to sing in Take That.

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twentysix by twentyfive

Clinging on tightly
Location
Over the Hill
Gavin Williamson used to sing in Take That.

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Bully for him
 

roubaixtuesday

self serving virtue signaller
Gavin Williamson used to sing in Take That.

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The correct spelling is Walliamson, Gavin being the love child of David Walliams and Icelandic Diva Bjork; the Icelandic connection explaining both the patronymic and his legendary singing ability.

Of course, when previously fireplace salesman of the year, his singeing ability was equally legendary.
 

roubaixtuesday

self serving virtue signaller
If you've ever thought that the wonders of Egypt are so amazing they're almost beyond belief, you'd be right.

"E-Gypt" is in fact an early example of a virtual reality construct, created by a child prodigy in the Romany - "Gypsy" - community in late victorian times. It's preserved to this day in a caravan just outside Basingstoke, where a light show - "pharos" - using 3-D daguerreotypes are projected to pretend an ancient civilisation.
 

Bonefish Blues

Banging donk
Location
52 Festive Road
The pyramids were built upside down. They were actually designed to collect water.
They were later repurposed into burial chambers to save embarrassment.

Not only that, but they were built on a remote island archipelago and only recently relocated to Egypt as a tourist attraction because it was thought that the gullible tourist wouldn't see that Faroes was spelled differently in each case. Did they think we were stupid eh?
 
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