Odd factoids

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Boules parfumees was the precursor to the game Boules as a result of the luvvies recycling the boule from the parfume

 

[srj10]

Vin Diesel is named after the wine his French mother and student father were drinking on the evening he was conceived.

 

[Threevok]

Vin Diesel's parents are due vast amounts of compensation

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Vin Diesel is named after the wine his French mother and student father were drinking on the evening he was conceived.

Emissions trouble.

 

[Drago]

Von Diesel's film career has nosedived since California clean air laws mandated that he have a DPF fitted to his bottom. Leading actors with big steel haemorrhoids are not in demand.

On the plus side its has had little effect on his fuel economy.

 

[srj10]

Actor Laurence Fishburne has never burnt a fish.

 

[Drago]

Laurence Fishburne real name is Lawrence Smith. He earned the name 'Fishburne' to his sideburns that grew in the shape of a kipper.

 

[srj10]

Hilary Swank changed her name by deed poll when she turned 18 years old, her real name is Hilary Smasturbate.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Vin Diesel is due to be replaced by Van de Graff in 2035

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Anti Vaccer refers to people who refuse to vacuum. The resultant dust build up gets into their lungs. If severe enough they end up in hospital. Sadly many of them spread conspiracy theories about cleaning, and you’ll frequently hear them use the term brain washed, for those they disagree with.

 

[srj10]

Dick Van Dyke invented the DVD.

 

[Drago]

Dick Van Dyke has had so many gender reassignments and reversals that he has had to change his name in order to remind himself which one he is on any given day.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dick van Dyke's gender reassignments were nearly all administrative errors. Except to one where the surgeon's scalpel slipped. Less dick, more van Dyke after that.

 

[PeteXXX]

Dick van Dyke's lesser know cousin Hertz van Rental regularly loaned his car out for a few quid.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dick van Dyke's lesser know cousin Hertz van Rental regularly loaned his car out for a few quid.

Sven van Dweller lived in a mobile home