Odd factoids

[Ming the Merciless]

Rick Rolling is named after his habit of rolling up and smoking some marijuana whenever he thinks no one is looking.

 

[Drago]

The Rolling Stones did jndeed used to roll stones, becaude as children they couldn't afford marbles. Children from really poor families had to roll bricks or even stolen bags of cement.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The Beatles were so poor as kids that they’d scavenge for beetles for food. Due to a poor education they misspelt beetles when naming their band.

 

[Tribansman]

The Misspelt Beetles were a 1980s tribute act, with famous dyslexic campaigner Roing Rrats on the drums

 

[Grant Fondo]

Unlike other new cars on sale, the Dacia Sandero is in abundant supply thanks to using two 3.5inch floppy disks to operate its engine management system.

 

[Drago]

The Dacia Sandero is made from real sand. Its mixed with water and then pasted around a mould.

 

[Punkawallah]

The term ‘t-shirt’ actually stands for ‘tyrannosaurus shirt’. On account of the short arms . . .

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The Dacia Duster is made from real dust

 

[Drago]

With such short arms the T-Rex was u able to scratch its own backside and had a perennially scratchy arse. The annoyance drove them mad and turned them into a murderous frenzy. Prior to evolving ahort arms they were actually vegetarian.

 

[Seevio]

The stresses of medical training combined with the chemicals used in antiseptics mean that by the time they qualify, nearly all doctors suffer from Malusdomesticaphobia .

 

[Drago]

Doctor and the Medics were imprisoned for life in 1987, when it became wideley known that none of them had any medical training. They have all since died in prision, and have gone off to the spirit in the sky.

 

[Drago]

Doctor Dolittle did not merely talk to the animals. He spent many years in prison for acts that left some hamsters highly truamatised.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Richard 'The Hamster' Hammond was a latin scholar prior to joining the BBC in 2002.
He is, therefore, fully aware that an anagram derived from the latin for 'hamster' is ace cretin.
[ Hamsters are rodents (order Rodentia) belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae ]

 

[Threevok]

Doctor Dolittle is the mantra of every Welsh GP since COVID

 

[PeteXXX]

Doctor Dolittle did not merely talk to the animals. He spent many years in prison for acts that left some hamsters highly truamatised.

ARMAGEDDON!!!!