Odd factoids

[classic33]

Brother, the printer manufacturer, went out of business when its founder had a gender reassignment and became a sister.

Presumably taking a vow of silence at the same time.

 

[PeteXXX]

A vow of silence used to be known as a 'silent vowel' .
This post is pointless in Wales as they don't bother with vowels, silent or otherwise..

 

[ClichéGuevara]

The Welsh alphabet used to contain vowels, but did not contain J's or V's, which caused annoyance in a Country with so many called Jones or Evans.

This resulted in a mass vowel movement.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Mae'r mwyafrif o ffyrdd yng nghanol Cymru yn ddibwrpas ac yn gorffen mewn pyllau glo segur

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Mae'r rhan fwyaf o bobl yng nghanol Cymru yn ddi-bwrpas ac yn gorffen mewn pyllau glo segur

All together now.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mae'r mwyafrif o ffyrdd yng nghanol Cymru yn ddibwrpas ac yn gorffen mewn pyllau glo segur

It's well known in Ming circles that The Merciless doesn't know how to use Google translate. Nor do I but did you know that most roads in mid Wales are pointless as they end up in disused mines boyo.

 

[Seevio]

Crabs think we walk sideways.

 

[raleighnut]

Crabs think we walk sideways.

Well I do after a few 'sherberts'

 

[Drago]

It is easy to identify whom is carrying an STD such as crabs, as they will walk sideways and make strange pincer movements with their hands.

 

[Punkawallah]

Them thar ‘Scienty’ fellers reckon the humble lobster, barring untimely demise, will just keep on growing.

 

[PeteXXX]

Very 'eavy Very 'umble was first released by Pickety Witch before Uriah Heep re-recorded it as a Rock Album

 

[Drago]

Uriah Heep used to queue in a neat line, and were never once found in a heap.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Google translate is designed to generate insults when travelling in foreign lands. Every translation it does adds in a secret insult.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sexually transmitted diseases can be prevented by wearing a special mask. The name of the mask is Germ Impregnable Mask Preventative.

 

[PeteXXX]

The efficacy depends on which part of the anatomy a G. I. M. P. mask is worn.