Odd factoids

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Donald Duck was very proud of his £1,000 bill

 

[Drago]

Donald Duck was originally named Donald F***. The name didn't bother him, and he was indeed proud of his heritage, but in order to make it big in Hollywood he would need a less controversial surname.

Unfortunately, in every other language in the World other than English, 'duck' means 'fornicates with farmyard animals'.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Bill Platypus was the first Australian.

Bill Harzia is an expert in unharmed combat.

Bill Withers...

 

[Tribansman]

Bill Platypus was the first Australian.

Bill Harzia is an expert in unharmed combat.

Bill Withers...

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

 

[Tribansman]

Bill Withers's brother, Bear, forged a successful career writing telephone hold music

 

[Drago]

Bear Grills got his name thepugh his love of torturing grizzly bears on the grill of his barbecue. His brother, Dog Shagger, earned his own nickname,

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

A dog's hagger is a dog's slave who goes wild so save the dog that trouble

 

[Drago]

Dogging is an unusually named passtime. However, the roots of the name can be found in Yorkshire. The only woman in the entire county is Nora Batty, so men have to resort tomtaking their sheepdogs to remote car parks for saucy encounters, hence the name of the passtime.

 

[PeteXXX]

'Down, Shep' was a command oft issued by these shepherds until they realised that the dogs had lots of teeth and little control of the pressure exerted..

 

[ClichéGuevara]

The original 'down shep'

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Sheepdogs are harvested for their fine wool, with the bark being used as kindling for the fires used to keep Yorkshiremen safe from the bogey man

 

[Drago]

The Bogie man use to break into houses at night and insert bogies up peoples noses. Sadly, hes not been seen since the night he broke into Harold Shipman's house while disguised as a pensioner.

 

[Tribansman]

The Bogie Man is what the Milkybar Kid turned into when he grew up and realised he actually loathed children

 

[PeteXXX]

Milky Bars were actually albino Mars Bars up until 1963

 

[Drago]

Mars Bars were neither made from the planet mars, nor were they originally bars. Their original incarnation was as a phallis shaped treat for women, or male actors.