Odd factoids
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- Inside my skull
The soldiering iron mean while was an offensive weapon invented by Nick Faldo during world war 1
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
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- 52 Festive Road
His cousin Bill Dildo invented another weapon.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
"Lord of the Rings" was originally an epic gay porn flic starring Dildo Baggins, Bilbo's famously well endowed cousin.
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
Ah yes, set in the mythical kingdom of Prosthesis. Banging watch, that.
In fact I was in it - you mightn't have noticed though, it was only a small part.
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- Inside my skull
Dan Snow lives in an Igloo inside an Iceland depot
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Iceland the store owns iceland the country.
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- Inside my skull
Greenland is a field on the west coast of Ireland
Darius_Jedburgh
Veteran
When the geese from Greenland migrate to Ireland in the winter their dropping are collected and fermented. The resulting (revolting?) brew is called Guinness.
Grant Fondo
Guru
- Location
- Cheshire
Joseph Biden III Senior invented Guiness in 1767 before emigrating to America. Joe junior was born in 1772.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Joe Biden's real name is Joe Bidet. Understandably, he thought this was a bit sheet so prompty changed it to Biden. By complete coincidence, in Swahili 'Biden' means "chump who changes name".
Darius_Jedburgh
Veteran
Donald Trump's real name is Donald Chump, but he claims this is fake news.
Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
Donald Trump's Mother was a huge fan of Donald Duck, and named her son after the charachter. The Donald is himself a massive John Lennon fan, and took the middle name 'John' in the whining Liverpudlian's honour.
Drago
Legendary Member
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John Lennon's real name is John Lemon. However, due to a speech impediment he could never correctly pronounce his surname.
It is a little known fact that Keith Lemon is the illegitimate offspring of John Lemon and Brian Esptein.
It is a little known fact that Keith Lemon is the illegitimate offspring of John Lemon and Brian Esptein.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
Lemon's wife Yoko Ono was a founder member of the citrus themed girl band Satsumarumour.
She fell out with the rest of the band, who thought it was a stupid name. They gave her the boot and rebranded as the far more sensible Bananarama.
She fell out with the rest of the band, who thought it was a stupid name. They gave her the boot and rebranded as the far more sensible Bananarama.
