Odd factoids

[Dirk]

Lulu is not actually a tiger. She's really a diminutive Scottish purveyor of popular ditties.

 

[lutonloony]

Have you thought of asking them?

I don't think I ever see the same person walking by 38 times a day

 

[classic33]

The waste produced by one chicken in its lifetime can supply enough electricity to run a 100 watt bulb for five hours.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Most of the Muppets were left handed.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Basil Brush had an affair with Sue which caused a rift with Sooty

 

[raleighnut]

Basil Brush had an affair with Sue which caused a rift with Sooty

Yeah he had to hold Sue's duster whilst they got 'jiggy wiv it'.

 

[Threevok]

Sir Ian McKellan probably won't like this post

He's liked previous ones though, no doubt

 

[jefmcg]

I've been to a dinner party with a murderer and his victim.

Future murderer and future victim, to be more precise.

(He was never tried, but the coroner concluded he did it.)

 

[Dirk]

I was murdered once.
I got better though.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I woke up next to a murderer once.

 

[classic33]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I was murdered once.
I got better though.

No need to crow about it

 

[Drago]

Piles are nothing like their name, and are actually danglers.

 

[Fnaar]

I was once operated on by someone who went on to become a cabinet minister

 

[lutonloony]

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I have more faith in sausages