I thought most of em were deaf, the ones I've met act like they are.Given a powerful enough amplifier fitted to the Bow bells, the entire next generation of humans could be born cockney.
As a corollary, it is impossible to have a congenitally deaf cockney.
(I've had this thought for ages. I would have thought that I'd posted it before but a quick search suggests otherwise. If I have, I apologise)
Bells or cockney's?I thought most of em were deaf, the ones I've met act like they are.
Porpoises can be vicious bastards.Dick Van Dyke was once saved by porpoises when he found himself lost at sea on a surfboard.
The man who rings that bell is now 80 years old.The Great Tom is a bell that hangs from the Tom Tower of Christ Church in Oxford. This bell is still rung 101 times at 9 pm every day.
Welcome back.Big Ben was named after a 16th century porn star of the same name.
Thankyou Monsigneur Motion, I was missing my friends.
Its a bit worrying that you came back thinking of a porn starThankyou Monsigneur Motion, I was missing my friends.