Odd factoids

[Ming the Merciless]

Birds are quantum dinosaurs

 

[classic33]

Birds are quantum dinosaurs

Is this something along the lines if quantum computers?

 

[Jenkins]

Birds make quantum custard powder

 

[bruce1530]

A “quantum leap”, as any physicist will tell you, is a complete misnomer, as it is by definition the smallest leap possible....

 

[Grant Fondo]

The square root of a number multiplied by itself followed by the asterisk key causes Windows 10 to restart.

 

[classic33]

Bird’s Custard, first invented way back in 1837 by Alfred Bird, came about because his wife could not eat the traditional custard which was made with eggs because she had an egg allergy?

 

[Drago]

Alfred Bird was thus named because his Mother had an affair with an ostrich, and he was thus conceived.

 

[Tim Hall]

It takes half an hour to boil an ostrich egg. Fancy having to wait that long for breakfast .

 

[classic33]

It takes half an hour to boil an ostrich egg. Fancy having to wait that long for breakfast .

Hard or soft though.

 

[Threevok]

Birds Custard is one of the most explosive materials on the planet and special care has to be taken in production

 

[Drago]

It takes half an hour to boil an ostrich egg. Fancy having to wait that long for breakfast .

Since all talk of conventional birds, chickens and dinosaurs has been banned, perverts have resorted to spanking the ostrich.

 

[Jenkins]

Since all talk of conventional birds, chickens and dinosaurs has been banned, perverts have resorted to spanking the ostrich.

As oppposed to choking the monkey?

 

[classic33]

The monkey is the 9th animal that appears on the Chinese zodiac, appearing as the zodiac sign in 2016.

 

[Drago]

The Chinese Zodiac is a blatant knock off of the 1960s Ford Zodiac.

 

[welsh dragon]

Under normal conditions you cannot be electrocuted if you are standing in distilled water. The reason is that all the minerals, ions etc have been removed to turn it into distilled water.

Of course as with anything, zap enough power into it and you would be, but under normal conditions you wouldn't.