Odd factoids

[FishFright]

The very first crop circle was actually made by Paddy McTavish who was half Irish half scots.
It was going to be crop square but he was so drunk at the time that he could only walk round in circles.

The reason for this was that his Irish half was 3 inches shorter than his more altitudinous Scots heritage.

 

[Dave7]

The reason for this was that his Irish half was 3 inches shorter than his more altitudinous Scots heritage.

TBH I really did not know that. Thank you.

 

[classic33]

While the Scots may brag that they invented whisky, it seems history actually confirms that whisky was first distilled in China.

 

[gaijintendo]

If you use unflavoured toothpaste, it wont ruin the taste of whiskey as you leave for work/before bed.

 

[Bazzer]

There are 9,794 people in the U.S. with the first name Napoleon. - Out of a population of almost 326.5 million.

More interesting to me personally, is that there are fewer than than a quarter of that who share my first name..

 

[Drago]

Cheap whisky, in terms of the way it is manufactured, itps little more than flavoured and coloured Vodka.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Roger Walkinshaw 46, single, of Stoke-Upon-Trent has memorised the entire internet.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Roger Walkinshaw 46, single, of Stoke-Upon-Trent has memorised the entire internet.

But he missed this post.

 

[Drago]

Noddy Holder's voice is used for the lift announcements at the Walsall New Art Gallery.

 

[bruce1530]

In the early days of the internet, Librarians wanted to catalogue it using the Dewey Decimal System.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

The sea is salty due to the tears of misunderstood sharks, who only want a cuddle*


*okay, I nicked this off a meme,

 

[classic33]

"The Toytown One", also known as Noddy, was found innocent of all the charges of political incorrectness on which he was convicted in the 1970s.

Thanks to the essay of a 14 year old.

 

[Drago]

The day Chuck Norris was born, Japan Surrendered.

 

[gaijintendo]

"The Toytown One", also known as Noddy, was found innocent of all the charges of political incorrectness on which he was convicted in the 1970s.

Thanks to the essay of a 14 year old.

However, the man caught playing Nick-Nack on a hen was found to be behind a string of similar offences

 

[Seevio]

Noddy Holder's voice is used for the lift announcements at the Walsall New Art Gallery.

"It's the fiiiiiiiirssst floor"