Numb nuts !!!

[not so serious cyclist]

I just joined this site today and I've picked up some really great tips already (and laughed a lot!.) As a very new cyclist, one of my biggest problems so far is getting past 15 miles without either a really sore or a really chaffed front bottom! I realise that it's going to take some time, trial and error to figure out the best cycling position, the best saddle, the best shorts and the best soothing cream! The forum's going to be a great source of help in my quest it seems!

 

[classic33]

You obviously need one of these.... (Mildly NSFW)

" seat cover will certainly add a new dimension to riding a bike, though it does beg the question if the distraction of a vibrating seat might not be a little dangerous on a busy road."

From the Daily Mail.

 

[Mattonsea]

It's known as frozen fanny!!!

Wooooa the kids aren't in bed yet ...potty mouth

 

[Leodis]

Wooooa the kids aren't in bed yet ...potty mouth

Where is Matthew T...

 

[Iain M Norman]

I've heard the female version of numb nuts referred to as fizzy fanny.