...do not wear red shorts as one can usually tell what your religion is just by looking.
I can't bring myself to do it, but someone needs to post *that* photo
I'm not skinny at all, and i've just started cycling with a group of mates that are all "units". Riding with big lads creates better slip in a pelaton. In all seriousness I started my love affair with Lycra from been a youth doing athletics, it's functional more than anything. I do enjoy looking the part, i think having the gear maybe gives you a little more respect from motorists because they think your experienced, which in my case is a absolute lie.