Never rub your...
- Thread starter Gromit
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Mr Pig
New Member
- Location
- North Lanarkshire
You diddy! ;0)
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
Brace yourself for an onslaught of ladypart/willy related anecdotes...
Chuffy
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- On the banks of the Exe
...IT SWELLED UP LIKE A WATERMELON AND STAYED LIKE IT FOR THREE DAYS!!Gromit said:
(is he still behind the sofa?
)sloe
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- Banffshire
Tch! Yet another incendiary helmet thread.
Keith Oates
Janner
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- Penarth, Wales
I've never rubbed my eyes after handling chillies (that I can remember) but there are many other things that can also give you some pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirstie
Über Member
Ha ha you asked for it!
One of my first ever 'interactions' with the internet was a printout of a webpage, given to me in 1996 by one of my friends. It was from an S&M website. It was a story written by a bloke, who was really into pain, and who soaked a tampon in tabasco sauce and did unmentionable things to himself with it.
Rubbing your eyes after chopping chilli really has nothing on this...
One of my first ever 'interactions' with the internet was a printout of a webpage, given to me in 1996 by one of my friends. It was from an S&M website. It was a story written by a bloke, who was really into pain, and who soaked a tampon in tabasco sauce and did unmentionable things to himself with it.
Rubbing your eyes after chopping chilli really has nothing on this...
Nicensleazy
Guest
Years ago, I remember applying Deep Heat on my legs before a rugby game. I accidentally got some on my private parts. Always remember that game!
Mr Pig
New Member
- Location
- North Lanarkshire
A friend of mine once had sex with a woman he met in a taxi! Another friend got him worked up about sexually transmitted deceases and persuaded him that the best way to kill anything was by spraying Ralgex on it!
