Naughty boy at Wiggle

[Rapples]

Yeah, but it's an attitude of it's only stealing if you take my stuff. Taking stuff from work doesn't count, they've got so much, and I've got so little, they won't even miss it.

Edit: And as has been pointed out, if you get away with it then it's the companies fault for having inadequate systems in place to prevent it.

Strip search after work anyone?

 

[wiggydiggy]

Sadly (thankfully?!) I dont work in a place where robbing stuff would be hugely beneficial as paper clips, staplers and pens are cheap enough..... I've had the odd hard backed pad though as they get quite nice ones

 

[Rapples]

You're still a thief though

 

[wiggydiggy]

Hell yeah, or even a criminal, crook, defalcator, kleptomaniac, larcenist, lifter, moonlighter, owl, pilferer, pirate, plunderer, purloiner, robber, scrounger, stealer although of all those I think 'Pirate and Plunderer' I think best

 

[Rapples]

Hell yeah, or even a criminal, crook, defalcator, kleptomaniac, larcenist, lifter, moonlighter, owl, pilferer, pirate, plunderer, purloiner, robber, scrounger, stealer although of all those I think 'Pirate and Plunderer' I think best

I prefer to think of myself as a Dandy Highwayman

 

[wiggydiggy]

I did consider highwayman but as I'm not literally holding up the paper cupboard with a sawnoff I thought it a bit OTT

 

[2PedalsTez]

Yeah, but it's an attitude of it's only stealing if you take my stuff. Taking stuff from work doesn't count, they've got so much, and I've got so little, they won't even miss it.

Edit: And as has been pointed out, if you get away with it then it's the companies fault for having inadequate systems in place to prevent it.

So very true.

The number of times I have caught someone stealing and they give me a look of disbelief over why *I* am so upset. F***ers

 

[Racing Snake]

Theft is theft, although I would have hoped his ill gotten gains were blown on some lavish lifestyle, perhaps a holiday on the Riviera with a 2nd hand Italian supercar in the garage.

A peugeot 307 and laser eye surgery just doesn't cut it.