Mundane News

[Illaveago]

Why do they do it? There's a presenter on the Beeb wearing a spotty dress! I can't watch it it's too contrasty and it could bring on a migraine!

 

[Illaveago]

It must be as I can't see you or your house from here

It must be thick if you are in your house !

 

[biggs682]

It must be thick if you are in your house !

Who said that I was in my house

 

[biggs682]

Garden birds have been fed
First down today was a Robin closely followed by a blackbird.
A lot of the frost has gone but the bird bath is still frozen.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Foggy morning, just having some porridge with honey.

 

[Oldhippy]

OK dear.

 

[PeteXXX]

Why do they do it? There's a presenter on the Beeb wearing a spotty dress! I can't watch it it's too contrasty and it could bring on a migraine!

You'd think that there would be a dress code for the chaps, wouldn't you!

 

[pawl]

I have just done some online shopping. Six pipettes of flea treatment, two worming tablets, ten kilos of cat biscuits and four rolls of cling film. Really rocking it here this evening.

And Partridge in a pear tree

 

[Gwylan]

I've been getting a banner ad for ''British Supplements'' for a few days now. I had a look at it and it was definitely not written by a native English speaker and had bits of conspiracy theory thrown into its 1990s-style website. Curious, I checked the company out and it has no current accounts filed. So, pretty dodgy, all in all. What I hadn't realised was that by visiting the site I'd guaranteed that it remained at the top of the page. I've now got rid of it - according to Google ads.

I can only think that it got selected for me because I'd Googled Holland and Barrett for vitamin D tablets.

Use Adblocker as the browser. Cuts down the Thai brides and ladies skimpy clothing

 

[oldwheels]

The forecast tells us we are to have sunny intervals and a brisk NW wind today.
The wind is certainly NW and probably brisk but no sign of sunny intervals.
A settler is claiming we have the 4th oldest distillery in Scotland. Could not resist pointing out it was opened in 1972 so now waiting on the arguments to start.
I must be taking after the Managing Director of that time who had a hobby of starting people arguing and then sitting back and laughing at them.

 

[mybike]

Taking the p*ss is often a response to insecurity.

Or it could be that the report is just silly.

 

[mybike]

Having pulled all his bedding out of his basket the dog has dragged it to random bits of floor space.
He’s now asleep on what’s left of the basket lining. He’s had a mad moment with his toys too which are now all over the place. Guess who will have that lot to tidy up in the morning

Sounds normal, truly mundane.

 

[classic33]

You offering to scratch my back?

Thought it was a culinary itch that were giving you problens. Can't you get one of your cats to scratch yer back?

 

[classic33]

Who said that I was in my house

Who's house were you in, and was your entry legal.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Use Adblocker as the browser. Cuts down the Thai brides and ladies skimpy clothing

Aha, I don't think I knew adblocker had a browser. Or if I did I'd forgotten. Thanks.