I've just dismantled the wardrobe.
When we get a cold caller trying to sell stuff my normal reply is, do you want to buy wardrobe. They hardly ever phone twice.
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I've just dismantled the wardrobe.
When I sold my workshop building I got billed for all sorts of surveys.
There is no mains running water £80. Ching
There is no connection to the main sewer £80. Ching
There is only single phase electricity. £80. Ching
There is no 3 phase electricity. £80. Ching
There is only parking space for two cars. £80. Ching
And so it went on but the buyer who desperately wanted the building just had to stump up as I was certainly not paying for things I had declared anyway. Naturally he had to pay a bit extra for my inconvenience.
Not his fault but the lawyers were a shower of chancers.
When we get a cold caller trying to sell stuff my normal reply is, do want to buy wardrobe. They hardly ever phone twice.
Thankfully that's illegal here, not only legally but I think constitutionally, as it's a violation of privacy.
Oddly when it happens it's often an English speaker so I ask them if they're aware that they are calling a German number. They generally say yes and then I ask why they are speaking English, and if they realise that what they are doing is illegal under the German Strassenverkehrsordnung und Treppenkehrwochengesetz Paragraph 17.
This actually translates as the "German Highway Code and Weekly Stairs Sweeping Law" but it generally works.
Forecast for 17c in Blighty at weekend - madness !
Tons of beans don't take that long to cook. As for toast, well that's down to the toaster.I had to make dinner first, you know.
BTW, have you put our hills back?
Did he view property with eyes closed?!!
Egged on, twice in one day.Just seen on the news that someone's been throwing eggs at the King & Queen.
Whoever it was, they must be minted. Eggs are expensive these days.
Accidentally or on purpose, given you're not there that long, yet.I've just dismantled the wardrobe.
Isn't the German language wonderful?
Accidentally or on purpose, given you're not there that long, yet.