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Just seen on the news that someone's been throwing eggs at the King & Queen.

Whoever it was, they must be minted. Eggs are expensive these days.
 

Jameshow

Veteran
When I sold my workshop building I got billed for all sorts of surveys.
There is no mains running water £80. Ching
There is no connection to the main sewer £80. Ching
There is only single phase electricity. £80. Ching
There is no 3 phase electricity. £80. Ching
There is only parking space for two cars. £80. Ching

And so it went on but the buyer who desperately wanted the building just had to stump up as I was certainly not paying for things I had declared anyway. Naturally he had to pay a bit extra for my inconvenience.
Not his fault but the lawyers were a shower of chancers.

Did he view property with eyes closed?!!
 
When we get a cold caller trying to sell stuff my normal reply is, do want to buy wardrobe. They hardly ever phone twice.

Thankfully that's illegal here, not only legally but I think constitutionally, as it's a violation of privacy.

Oddly when it happens it's often an English speaker so I ask them if they're aware that they are calling a German number. They generally say yes and then I ask why they are speaking English, and if they realise that what they are doing is illegal under the German Strassenverkehrsordnung und Treppenkehrwochengesetz Paragraph 17.

This actually translates as the "German Highway Code and Weekly Stairs Sweeping Law" but it generally works.
 
Thankfully that's illegal here, not only legally but I think constitutionally, as it's a violation of privacy.

Oddly when it happens it's often an English speaker so I ask them if they're aware that they are calling a German number. They generally say yes and then I ask why they are speaking English, and if they realise that what they are doing is illegal under the German Strassenverkehrsordnung und Treppenkehrwochengesetz Paragraph 17.

This actually translates as the "German Highway Code and Weekly Stairs Sweeping Law" but it generally works.

Isn't the German language wonderful? :becool:
 

oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
Did he view property with eyes closed?!!

He actually owned the garage business next door and wanted to extend his property as he was short of storage space for spares such as tyres, batteries and other bulky bits.
Lawyers have you by the short and curlies as they tend to stick together and refuse to do business unless on their terms.
I discovered recently that tho’ my late wife had a perfectly valid will leaving everything to me that I did not actually own the house as half of it was still her property even when she has been dead for 7 years.:wacko:
They wanted approx £1000 to correct this. I declined and somebody else can argue with them when I snuff it.😠
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Just seen on the news that someone's been throwing eggs at the King & Queen.

Whoever it was, they must be minted. Eggs are expensive these days.
Egged on, twice in one day.

She isn't the queen either.
 
Accidentally or on purpose, given you're not there that long, yet.

On purpose: the apartment is very small so the wardrobe took up a massive amount of space and blocked the window. Sadly the surroundings gave it a looming presence and it looked quite ugly. Much better for it to be kept in a context that shows its workmanship off to advantage.

It's getting replaced with a smaller version, as is the bed. This will leave me with floor space and just maybe a long enough wall for a model railway...
 
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