Mundane News

[summerdays]

Update: I'm still awake. Grrrr!

Sorry to hear that... I ended up going to bed before 10 and then sleeping the whole way through.... so I'm going to wish that result for you tonight.....

 

[Mo1959]

I don't sleep well either. I am contemplating an early ride but it's not much above freezing and I'm not sure if I want to brave it or not.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I forgot I changed the time on my phone to CET*, and set my alarm incorrectly. Oh well, an extra hour to the day...

*I am in Belgium so not just a random thing to do

 

[EltonFrog]

I still don't feel very well. I'm definitely not going to run the Bournemouth half today.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'm going to have a late start to my ride this morning, I'm on chauffeuring duties first thing, Dad's taxi.

 

[steveindenmark]

I was reading about a couple who had recently bought a puppy. The puppy is almost house trained.....almost. They live in a house with polished wood floors. Unfortunately, the puppy had an accident on the polished wood floor. A number 2 accident. This happened before 1am while the puppies owners were asleep in bed. They know it was before 1am because this is the time the automatic vaccum cleaner starts.

You can guess the rest

The owners were surprised how far a pile of puppy poo can be spread over a wooden floor.

 

[Katherine]

I still don't feel very well. I'm definitely not going to run the Bournemouth half today.

Better to get well again and look forward to the next event.

The mother duck from my garden was spotted yesterday flying to the stream with an egg in her bill. I've looked this morning and she's moved all the eggs.

So sad that I couldn't see the ducklings hatch. I felt quite paternal to them.

Aw. We're sad too. We wanted to follow your parenting reports!

I was reading about a couple who had recently bought a puppy. The puppy is almost house trained.....almost. They live in a house with polished wood floors. Unfortunately, the puppy had an accident on the polished wood floor. A number 2 accident. This happened before 1am while the puppies owners were asleep in bed. They know it was before 1am because this is the time the automatic vaccum cleaner starts.
You can guess the rest
The owners were surprised how far a pile of puppy poo can be spread over a wooden floor.

 

[tyred]

I cannot believe I started a several page discussion on toilet rolls and the life and death situation of how to mount one in it's holder.

 

[steveindenmark]

I cannot believe I started a several page discussion on toilet rolls and the life and death situation of how to mount one in it's holder.

If you are a man it rolls away from the wall. If you are a woman it rolls towards the wall.

Because men are never right.

 

[tyred]

I'm about to walk to the cafe for my Sunday morning fry-up

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm going to have an early night. Keep the thread busy overnight for me. I'd hate for it to fall off the first New Posts page.

Job well done!

 

[mybike]

My mum still has one of these on top of the cistern!
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That's a funny looking cistern.

 

[TVC]

Good morning. Feeling most chipper this morning. Time to head back to reality after a fantastic day yesterday.

 

[TVC]

Has one been partaking of the frothy stuff perchance.

Not as much as you might imagine, quality over quantity. Can't say the same about @Fab Foodie though

 

[tyred]

There are few things more annoying than listening to someone using an mobile phone with keypad tones turned on. GRrrr!