Mundane News

[Salty seadog]

I'm having two...yes two sausage sandwiches for lunch.

 

[hopless500]

Gherkins

Love gherkins

 

[hopless500]

The butter is too cold for the Carrs Water Biscuits and they keep breaking. It is most vexing.

Stick 'em back together with a bit of cambazola

 

[Haitch]

Love gherkins

In my brief span in this life I have already worked in three gherkin pickling factories.

 

[Illaveago]

I thought I would let you know of a little known secret about the new pedestrian footbridge over the railway at Chippenham railway station. Due to the electriffication of the line and the fact that the old one was rusting away a new much taller bridge was built, apparently it is the only one on the line that does not have a roof, but do not worry if you are using the bridge in the heat of the summer as the staff on the platform have a key to unlock the windows to let in fresh air?

 

[raleighnut]

I'm going camping with him this weekend. He should be bloody grateful!

Is that in a tent or walking down the road/sitting in a pub saying "Oooh look at her, well I never" in the stylee of Larry Grayson.

 

[raleighnut]

Both!

 

[TVC]

Is that in a tent or walking down the road/sitting in a pub saying "Oooh look at her, well I never" in the stylee of Larry Grayson.

So you've met Reg then.

 

[raleighnut]

Don't spoil the mystique...

I have a younger sister who describes herself as a 'Fag Hag' and have met most of her friends and heard all the 'jokes' they come out with like "what's the difference between a gay man and a straight man? - About 8 pints" so for me what others get up to in their private lives has never bothered me in the slightest, each to their own.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I am just back from playing 5s.
I am off work tomorrow.
I has beer in the fridge.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Another busy day. Out this morning for a boat trip on the Trent with the other senior's, complete with a rather nice lunch. Back home to an hour in the garden, half a dozen plants moved and two budleah's pruned. After tea I was back to stripping wall paper, I finally finished stripping the box room, I'll start stripping the paint on Monday. I'm knackered now and looking forward to bed time.

 

[Reynard]

Had a lovely ride this afternoon. Had attempted 40k, but traffic and bad maths put pay to that. Ended up 5k short. Oops...

Bruised ego duly salved with a nice plate of bacon and eggs.

Car goes for its MOT tomorrow afternoon. Hopefully they'll have a look at the leaky hose for me as well.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I am making a lasagna, although I keep falling asleep as it is baking. Still cold here, 40'sF, but due for 70'sF tomorrow, and general improvement. There may be rain.

 

[Reynard]

I am eating chocolate cake

 

[Reynard]

Someone has been in the trap and had a free meal without triggering the darned thing. It's the first trap action all week, though to be fair, the weather's been pretty pants up until today.

Rebaited and reset. And now I'm off to the Land of Nod via a hot bath.