Mundane News

[EltonFrog]

Has there been a 7 day quiz? I can't seem to find it.

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/bbc-7-days-quiz-of-the-weeks-news-24-feb.214716/

 

[Fab Foodie]

Mine was that I had a diesel locomotive delivered and they had parked it on my driveway. Amazingly I had slept through it.

That's quite a train of thought...

 

[TVC]

Morning, surprisingly fresh today after last nights marathon. This morning feels like a walking on the beach and looking at the waves kind of Sunday morning. Shame the nearest beach is 75 miles away. Bum.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Morning, surprisingly fresh today after last nights marathon. This morning feels like a walking on the beach and looking at the waves kind of Sunday morning. Shame the nearest beach is 75 miles away. Bum.

I can lend you mine if you like.

We are gardening and shed clearing and
putting up bike racks. Well I'm doing the gardening, him is doing the rest.

 

[Illaveago]

Cor ! I walked into the kitchen and there was a very strong smell in the air, a bit like smelling salts but at the other end of the scale. It turned out that my wife was boiling some lemmings to make lemming marmalade. I didn't half get a telling off for letting it boil away like that. How should I know what was going on , I might've suspected something was wrong if I had seen flames!

 

[PeteXXX]

I've never watched the Oscars.
I'm not going to watch it even more today.

 

[Katherine]

Cor ! I walked into the kitchen and there was a very strong smell in the air, a bit like smelling salts but at the other end of the scale. It turned out that my wife was boiling some lemmings to make lemming marmalade. I didn't half get a telling off for letting it boil away like that. How should I know what was going on , I might've suspected something was wrong if I had seen flames!

Please tell us that you mean lemons!?

 

[TVC]

Please tell us that you mean lemons!?

Later he is doing Gopher Jam.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Later he is doing Gopher Jam.

I could just gopher some marmalade about now.

 

[TVC]

Not Hamster Jam?

You only get hamster jam in Holland.




*that's one straight out of the @Speicher pun book.

 

[Lullabelle]

You should hear Mrs MY's comments about M&S bras!!!

Not happy?

They are pricey but comfortable and long lasting.

 

[User19783]

It was a busy day yesterday, we went to Birmingham for the 6th birthday party of a friend's son, and then on to visit Mr Summerdays Mum in the Peak District... and today is hedge cutting day at the allotment - I'm hoping it doesn't last too long, depends on how many turn up!

But what do you think of the birthday cake.... it was fabulous, and the creator was at the party too! It also tasted nice
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Lovely cake, is Mario edible?
As my OH wants to know!

 

[Speicher]

When there is a diesel loco parked on my driveway, I cannot get the helicopter out.

 

[Gravity Aided]

You only get hamster jam in Holland.




*that's one straight out of the @Speicher pun book.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU
One for the Commonwealth.

 

[potsy]

Rare visitor to the garden earlier