Mundane News

[Reynard]

I've just trimmed my fingernails.

 

[Jenkins]

I can save you anesthetizing your brain,
Reduce the amount you think at work.

If only! You have to do the thinking when the other staff on duty are 3 apprentices with less than a year's experience between them and a new processing system to figure out.
My head will get its own back tomorrow morning for the anasthetic.

 

[classic33]

If only! You have to do the thinking when the other staff on duty are 3 apprentices with less than a year's experience between them and a new processing system to figure out.
My head will get its own back tomorrow morning for the anasthetic.

Give it to the three apprentices as a group problem solving test.

 

[Reynard]

Give it to the three apprentices as a group problem solving test.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Jenkins]

Give it to the three apprentices as a group problem solving test.

I wouldn't give them the task of opening a bag of crisps, let alone anything difficult!

 

[classic33]

I wouldn't give them the task of opening a bag of crisps, let alone anything difficult!

Scissors, and cut one end off.

They can't be that bad!

 

[classic33]

What could possibly go wrong?

System failure, meaning no amount of work would save it. You all agree to blame it on the new system not being up to the job.

 

[Jenkins]

Scissors, and cut one end off.

They can't be that bad!

You don't know the Civil Service. Even assuming you'd trust them with scissors, they couldn't be trusted to cut the top off without written instructions.

Time to sign off and get another drink. Have a mundane day everyone.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Power steering pump and hose for my Nissan at the dealers was going to be $1200, my regular garage could not get to it before the end of next week, so I called another well placed garage, $800+ and done in two days, before I could even drop my car off at my regular garage. Good garage, been around for ever, don't know why I didn't think of him before. Mrs. GA doesn't leave the house, so I'll be driving in style for a few days. I wonder how long, with high car prices and scarcities, it will take for folks to figure out they may only need one car?

 

[classic33]

@Gravity Aided, is there a radio station in Peoria called WOF-730 AM?

 

[Reynard]

Time for bed this little one said.

Nunnight one and all xxx

 

[biggs682]

Time for some miles me thinks

 

[Andy in Germany]

Good morning. Sky is grey and everything is still. We had a thunderstorm last night and it seems to have calmed everything down.

All the windows are wide open to air the place.

Time for toast.

 

[randynewmanscat]

Scissors, and cut one end off.

They can't be that bad!

Yes but which end?

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
It is lovely and sunny here.
I was going to say something but it might be tempting fate !