Well it's the Wrong Trousers now.
Not raining, but I'm not dressed for extended cycling
Also, the will is not there.
Instead I'm messing the diet by fridge raiding.
Oh all right. I'll go out for a town cycle, after I've had a cup of tea
Need some suppositories anyway.
That won't help your chances with the attractive, mature assistant in the chemist.
Is that what your world is reduced to?
About the cup of tea before we go.
No! Now, we can go for a cup of tea somewhere out.
That means I have to take a lock
Also the ladies at the tea shop don't like being paid by card. Maybe they are fiddling their taxes.
Not open Monday anyway.
There are other tea shops.
I'll get my coat ....