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Illaveago

Illaveago

Guru
Location
Chippenham,Wiltshire.
Morgan Freeman ,the American President has just announced that an asteroid the size of mount Everest and about 7 miles wide is going to collide with the Earth . I think he broke it to them gently ! :whistle:

I wonder if you could claim on your life insurance early ? :whistle:
 
deptfordmarmoset

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
Illaveago said:
Morgan Freeman ,the American President has just announced that an asteroid the size of mount Everest and about 7 miles wide is going to collide with the Earth . I think he broke it to them gently ! :whistle:

I wonder if you could claim on your life insurance early ? :whistle:
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Reynard said:
Right, time to jar up some chutney.
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Will chutney really protect you?
 
Reynard

Reynard

Guru
Location
Cambridgeshire, UK
deptfordmarmoset said:
Will chutney really protect you?
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Probably not, but while I wait for Armageddon, it will make my cheese sandwich taste good. :hungry:

On a more serious note, I've made a LOT of chutney in my time (am a champion chutney-maker) and this one is probably one of the nicest I've ever made. It's got that lovely balance between sweet, sharp and spicy kick. :smile:
 
postman

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
Illaveago said:
Morgan Freeman ,the American President has just announced that an asteroid the size of mount Everest and about 7 miles wide is going to collide with the Earth . I think he broke it to them gently ! :whistle:

I wonder if you could claim on your life insurance early ? :whistle:
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I fell asleep after tea,we had a Chinese takeaway,so now i have woke up Morgan Freeman is President.Crikey i thought Trump only had a mild dose of covid 19.
 
Jenkins

Jenkins

Legendary Member
Location
Felixstowe
Illaveago said:
Morgan Freeman ,the American President has just announced that an asteroid the size of mount Everest and about 7 miles wide is going to collide with the Earth . I think he broke it to them gently ! :whistle:

I wonder if you could claim on your life insurance early ? :whistle:
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Reynard said:
Probably not, but while I wait for Armageddon, it will make my cheese sandwich taste good. :hungry:

On a more serious note, I've made a LOT of chutney in my time (am a champion chutney-maker) and this one is probably one of the nicest I've ever made. It's got that lovely balance between sweet, sharp and spicy kick. :smile:
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Ooohh - is that film on as well.
 
Jenkins

Jenkins

Legendary Member
Location
Felixstowe
Yet another exciting day in South East Suffolk. Two loads of washing done - most of which was bike wear and ended up on clothes hangars hooked over door frames throughout the house. About the most exciting thing was finding a couple of packs of mince at half price in Tesco when I popped in to top up my stores of orange & mango squash.
 
Reynard

Reynard

Guru
Location
Cambridgeshire, UK
Jenkins said:
Yet another exciting day in South East Suffolk. Two loads of washing done - most of which was bike wear and ended up on clothes hangars hooked over door frames throughout the house. About the most exciting thing was finding a couple of packs of mince at half price in Tesco when I popped in to top up my stores of orange & mango squash.
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Nowt quite like a nice yellow sticker bargain to brighten one's life. :biggrin:
 
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