Mundane News

[classic33]

I can't open the window to let the smell out. The most disgusting cat in the neighbourhood, a £1500 Burmese, likes pissing and crapping in strangers' houses.

Is a cat or mouse responsible for the smell that greeted you?

 

[Reynard]

I never quite got the point of cats. Nasty creepy animals that will piss in your headphones just for the fun of it.

Well, they *would* sort your mouse problem...

 

[slowmotion]

Is a cat or mouse responsible for the smell that greeted you?

Believe me, a dead cat would have smelled like a bunch of roses to me.

It was a dead mouse unfortunately.....and it's still simmering away up there.

 

[velo.mouse]

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[classic33]

Believe me, a dead cat would have smelled like a bunch of roses to me.

It was a dead mouse unfortunately.....and it's still simmering away up there.

That bad eh?

 

[slowmotion]

That bad eh?

I'm not at all fond of cats. I hold no grudge against mice but I don't like finding their poo in the crumb tray of my toaster, and I would rather they didn't croak in my floor cavities.

 

[classic33]

I'm not at all fond of cats. I hold no grudge against mice but I don't like finding their poo in the crumb tray of my toaster, and I would rather they didn't croak in my floor cavities.

It's not the crumbs from the tray of your toaster that did it in?

 

[slowmotion]

It's not the crumbs from the tray of your toaster that did it in?

The crumbs from our toaster are from bread that is 100% endorsed by the food pages of glossy magazines that cost at least £8.99 for endless pages of even glossier adverts.
Actually, I think the latest mouse just died of old age.

 

[Reynard]

Eh... I'm off to bed.

 

[classic33]

Eh... I'm off to bed.

Sleep on the above you mean.

 

[classic33]

The crumbs from our toaster are from bread that is 100% endorsed by the food pages of glossy magazines that cost at least £8.99 for endless pages of even glossier adverts.
Actually, I think the latest mouse just died of old age.

Could be the mouse that came in from the cold.

The heating runs nearby, and it has got slightly colder these last few days.

 

[biggs682]

I need some early morning smiles

 

[Andy in Germany]

I would rather they didn't croak in my floor cavities.

A mouse that impersonates a frog could be valuable.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I just cleaned my glasses.

I mopped the kitchen floor yesterday as well.

 

[Salty seadog]

Bin news.

Black bin is out ready and waiting.