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Gravity Aided

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Land of Lincoln
Nowt serious I hope.
Shouldn't be. Mostly making sure things aren't going sideways.
 
Yawn ! Morning . Yawn !
Sleep deprivation !
What a night ! B ****y burglar alarms ! :angry:
Everything thing was going fine until the car refused to lock because it said that the bonnet wasn't closed . If I opened the bonnet and closed it so that one side was still open it was happy or so I thought ! An hour later the alarm went off ! Probably a cat . Half an hour later , cat again ? :wacko: Quarter of an hour off it goes again ! :angry:
We couldn't have this all night so we called a help line. They would get someone out . In the meantime I curled up on the back seat with the keys and waited.
A breakdown chap eventually arrived and had a look. He tinkered around with the bonnet locks and sprayed some penetrating oil on and shut the bonnet . We waited . It was gone 12 now. He left saying that if it starts up again, to give someone a call who was a Jaguar specialist to come out .
I went back indoors and camped on the settee. Didn't sleep . At 2 I decided to risk going upstairs and lay on the bed. I kept my clothes on just in case I needed to sleep in the car . I didn't get much sleep as I kept listening for the dreaded alarm ! :angry:
It has been uneerily silent !
 
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