Mundane News

[Hill Wimp]

[QUOTE 4659468, member: 21629"]Is there any thread on CChat were I would be able to write without being gently (or not) told to f**k off ?[/QUOTE]
If you are unhappy with a post press the report button.

 

[potsy]

If you are unhappy with a post press the report button.

I tried that a few times but never get a response, though thinking about it they are mainly your posts

 

[classic33]

Here!! Ignore those other nobbers. Most of them inhabit a parallel world. If they get too bad @Hill Wimp and @summerdays have the power to make them disappear.

She should be free to post where she wants to, not have it dictated by other posters.

 

[mybike]

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"Dear employer of Kevin aka Fab Foodie,

we ask you to change your opinion about wages in your company and pay more money. Everything costs more and more and we have noticed that Kevin struggles to buy some of his daily stuff. He cannot afford even the cheapest razor so his current appearance is way behind from the respectable job he does worldwide (unless that's the reason why you've just sent him to Russia. To fit the locals?).

p.s. beard depilation is not an option. He will faint after the very first piece of hair removed. We also afraid he may start playing with depilator and begin to remove hair from some very sensitive bits of his body.

Yours faithfully,

Kevin's friends
(and Henry)"

p.s. No.2
Kevin, I've got a depilator ...[/QUOTE]


Actually he'd look better with a beard.

@User21629. It's a Sunday. No shaving on a Sunday.

No shaving ever!!

Mr S goes by this mantra too, he is all scratchy today.

That's 'cos he shaves. Imagine how sleek & furry he'd be if he didn't.

 

[Fab Foodie]

[QUOTE 4659468, member: 21629"]Is there any thread on CChat were I would be able to write without being gently (or not) told to f**k off ?[/QUOTE]
I would hope all of them. What's the story?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Actually he'd look better with a beard.



No shaving ever!!

My Dad had a good beard, but I'm unable to grow one :-(

 

[mybike]

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Now this deserves a Michelin star - cheese on toast and beans for tea.

No bacon.

I dispair, have @Fab Foodie and I not taught you anything

Should be on a chopping board. You'd get more slices on as well.

 

[mybike]

No, it's bad for you and as people who know me here will attest, my body is a temple.

Yeh, but a temple to what?

 

[marknotgeorge]

My Dad had a good beard, but I'm unable to grow one :-(

I hope sideburns never come back into fashion. I get curious non-beardy bits in front of my ears.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I made some fresh guacamole, as avocados were yellow stickered today. Then I rode the trainer, five miles, and now it's siesta time. Right on schedule.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Yeh, but a temple to what?

Offler. To whom the traditional sacrifice is sausages.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I hope sideburns never come back into fashion. I get curious non-beardy bits in front of my ears.

Mine were looking like the sideburns on a 70's bit actor this morning, but they got trimmed.

 

[Salty seadog]

No, it's bad for you and as people who know me here will attest, my body is a template to Mr Blobby.

Ahh, I see you're having the same problem as me Rocky, the battery in your wireless keyboard is going and missing out letters as you type. Don't worry, I've filled in the blanks for the viewers at home as it made no sense before....

 

[Salty seadog]

My 23 year old beard and shaven head is purely for the purposes of low maintenance. I used to sport a goatie but then realised wtf! I have a beard and still shave everyday......Full fur ever since.

 

[marknotgeorge]

My pa also has a fine beard. Well, it is compared to the West German pornstar perm-and-long-droopy-moustache combo he sported about the time my sister was born.