Mundane News

[postman]

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In bedroom.Dan with guitar.

 

[Salty seadog]

Feck me...
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Nae wonder I have nightmares

Great, now we're all going to have them....

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Emigrate to England?

I'd rather gnaw on the festering decomposing leg of an amputatee goat

 

[StuAff]

[QUOTE 4658185, member: 21629"]Why I shouldn't believe this? English men I've met over the years have had the same attitude as Eastern European men. And because there's a common opinion about Eastern European women (= we're bitches) English let themselves much more than they would do with English women. Don't want to go into details, you simply wouldn't believe my words.
So time after time I finally got absolutely paranoid about all men.[/QUOTE]
Ahem. Some English men. Not all.....Paranoia is entirely understandable though.

 

[TVC]

I'd rather gnaw on the festering decomposing leg of an amputatee goat

Look, it's just a chippy, couldn't you have Chinese instead?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Look, it's just a chippy, couldn't you have Chinese instead?

I usually have a Chinese "as well"

 

[potsy]

You've been to Potsy's kebab van then.

The salad takes away some of the decomposing taste, not all but some

 

[Deleted member 1258]

After November's heart attack I was advised to add more fruit into my diet, I've since discovered that my stomach isn't keen on extra fruit. last night in the supermarket I spotted a small punnet of mixed fruit, Mellon, pineapple and grapes. I had it after my tea last night, tonight the winds in this house have been gusting gale force ten.

 

[Katherine]

Is there a word that means "to try to find something and fail, but in the process you find something else you were trying to find and failed last time"?

" Method"

That's my boy....

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Fantastic!

I've made a cake.Can you guess what type?
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A delicious one, obviously.

This time next week we'll be leaving Finchley for the last time

How long have you been you there? What will you miss? I think we'll miss your pictures from walks on the heath.

Iced and sliced.
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Yummylicious.

I've never smoked

Nor me. It was always the smell that put me off. I have seen how hard it is for people to give up but I don't understand people who don't want to give up.

Just seen the medical report. Doesn't look great long term. I'm currently tipped forward 10 degrees after the fracture to my spine. I'm compensating for it as it's wedging some of my discs in the area of the damaged L1. He doesn't think I can maintain this long term. Options would be injections or surgery where they cut away part of my vertibrae. Specialist not hopefull I will continue to cycle. Pain likely to remain.

I ain't giving up riding. Just not near traffic. Quite sobering reading the report. I did mash myself up a bit.

Gosh. Not good.

[QUOTE 4656569, member: 21629"]Fekin ice in the morning. I fell off my bike, hit the knee and it still hurts.

Anyway, I had to sign a bunch of papers at work (clock no., name & surname, date & signature) and it took me almost 2 hours to do so. Not because the bunch was large but because my surname is 15 letters long. I asked if someone would like to marry me for the next couple of hours just to save me from those 15 letters ... but everybody just laughed. [/QUOTE]

Ouch for the knee. How is it now?
Sounds like you are good company for your new colleagues.

Is it me or do we have "new posts and threads" rather than just "new posts" at the top of the page?

Shaun

I just spotted that too.

I missed that. Good idea!


[QUOTE 4657217, member: 21629"]There's something very wrong with me. I started cooking. I have been in real love with microwave for a few years - buy crap frozen food, place it into microwave, "food" is ready 5 minutes later.

Now I spend at least 30 minutes every evening in the kitchen making proper salad or oven baked chicken or something else.

And any thought about fast food from microwave makes me sick. [/QUOTE]

Very impressed. Real food is always nicer.

 

[Katherine]

An interesting weekend, I dropped my purse.... again.... and I don't think someone is going to bring it back this time. It's either at a service station on the M40 or a layby on the A34. The bank say that the cards have not been used. My dad had to come with me to fill up my car with petrol so I can drive back tomorrow!
However, we have visited my mum in hospital who is doing well.

 

[mybike]

I've just been going through my Pictures file on my laptop and discovered this one. The water in the background is the North Sea at Arbroath. What the absolute feck were my parents doing giving me a mask, snorkel and flippers and setting me off into the North Sea???!!

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edit - I could not dismiss the possibility of that object on the right of the picture being a turd.

Hoping?

 

[mybike]

You were lucky, when we were kids we were so poor that we couldn't afford nightmares.

We were so poor we couldn't afford night, let alone mares.

 

[summerdays]

An interesting weekend, I dropped my purse.... again.... and I don't think someone is going to bring it back this time. It's either at a service station on the M40 or a layby on the A34. The bank say that the cards have not been used. My dad had to come with me to fill up my car with petrol so I can drive back tomorrow!
However, we have visited my mum in hospital who is doing well.

I'm glad your Mum is doing well....

And I hope you get your purse/cards sorted quickly!

 

[mybike]

Went out for a short walk tonight and withing a very short while the sky filled with cloud. I noticed some sparkles on the pavement but the temperature is above freezing and may be rising. Be interesting to see what the morning brings.

 

[Katherine]

I'm glad your Mum is doing well....

And I hope you get your purse/cards sorted quickly!

Thanks