Mundane News

[Deleted member 26715]

I'm in the park. They're just about to cut the grass.

I hope you're not sun bathing

 

[carlosfandangus]

ours was cut yesterday by my mate Harvey, he had a letter from our local Commissioners to show the police or anyone else that asked to say that he had permission to work

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Fish Finger sandwich for lunch with loads of butter.

Oh love those but no fish fingers in the house...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm in the park. They're just about to cut the grass.

How much of it do you smoke and how much you paying?

 

[Accy cyclist]

I hope you're not sun bathing

Of course I am! I need my vitamin D!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Hell the wind's horrendous!!!

 

[Accy cyclist]

shoot! Two coppers are now in the park!!!

 

[Deleted member 26715]

shoot! Two coppers are now in the park!!!

What are you doing going in the park with a firearm?

 

[Accy cyclist]

They've finished mowing the grass and have just left.

 

[Accy cyclist]

As I post they're putting the plastic bollard back that stops non council traffic entering the park.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

They've finished mowing the grass and have just left.

Why were the coppers were mowing the grass, what kind of place do you live? Mind you it is on the wrong side of the hill isn't it, so anything is possible

 

[Reynard]

Time to get kitted up, get the hybrid out and tootle off to Littleport to pick up mum's prescription.

 

[postman]

I took the bike to the bike charity and came home with two more. That wasn’t supposed to happen.

Breed like rabbits. Don't they.

 

[postman]

Mrs P has volunteered to go to a local skool,and make face masks. Postman on the other hand,can't even take the brown paper coating off his hearing aid batteries,without cursing and getting worked up. Fingers like bananas.

 

[oldwheels]

Switch it off, I like swipe text myself

Does’nt seem to switch off on my iPad or if it does it reinserts itself on next use. I notice quite a lot of people seem to be caught out but is often possible to guess at the intended word. It also tends to put in a full stop and start a new sentence seemingly at random.