Mundane News

[classic33]

This new poem is doing my head in.

Time to knock off for a nice and listen to a podcast I bookmarked earlier.

No pretzels?

 

[Reynard]

No pretzels?

Nope... I need an Irish Spanner for this one...

 

[classic33]

Nope... I need an Irish Spanner for this one...

Imperial?

 

[Reynard]

Imperial?

Unit system is irrelevant.

Whichever makes the most satisfying thump.

 

[classic33]

Unit system is irrelevant.

Whichever makes the most satisfying thump.

It'd have to be the right size.

 

[Reynard]

It'd have to be the right size.

Failing that, there's always a length of 2x4

 

[classic33]

Failing that, there's always a length of 2x4

The "If in doubt, give it a clout" school then.

 

[Reynard]

The "If in doubt, give it a clout" school then.

Or the equivalent thereof - well, when it comes to words anyways...

 

[Reynard]

Right, I'm calling it quits for today.

Nunnight one and all xxx

 

[Andy in Germany]

Failing that, there's always a length of 2x4

I believe it's an established principle that you can get more with a piece of 2 x 4 and a kindly word than you can with just a kindly word.

 

[biggs682]

Must remember to leave the brown bin out till they empty it today not like 2 weeks ago and move it before the they empty it

 

[Illaveago]

Morning!
It is sort of sunny this morning but there is a bit of thin milky cloud about . Might be a lot of vapour trails .
I managed to find some keys so that my brother could unlock his doors. He had somehow lost his keys. We had a good look round his garden yesterday but couldn't see them. They are pretty large and have a dog chain attached to them . I will get some spare keys cut today.

 

[PeteXXX]

A bird has poo'd on my car, in several places & a hedgehog has poo'd on the patio.
And it's not even Friday, yet!!

Edit: and the hedgehog has also poo'd by the side gate..

 

[Illaveago]

I was woken up at around 3 this morning by a dog barking ! At first I thought it was our radio alarm bursting into life! I was still half asleep !

It went on for ages! Not sure where it was coming from but it either stopped or I fell asleep again .

 

[Illaveago]

I have been hammer and chiselling on the rock pile in the bathroom. I need to make channels for the wiring and the pipework .

My wife asked me if I was succeeding !

Well ! I'm succeeding in making a mess !