Mundane News

[classic33]

I discovered a new favourite German word: "Eierlegendewollmilchsau"

Literally "Egg-laying-wool-producing-milkable-pig."

It's the expression our cheerfully cynical trainer uses when confronted with a job description that is clearly impossible for three people, including Superman.

Superman was a humanoid life form, not a person.

 

[Reynard]

Did you post the letter?

Two of them, actually.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I have just been to the postbox.

I went at 1817, next collection in the morning.

 

[Illaveago]

I went to Castle Combe this evening. Did 6 laps. Struggled a bit , not sure if it was because the wind was in a different direction or that I was tired.
I saw 4 steel bikes. I met the owners of two of them as I was leaving the track , a Peugeot and a Falcon Black Diamond, both looked immaculate.

 

[Grant Fondo]

3 course lunch today, yum! Apple pie and ice cream for pud. Double yum

 

[Speicher]

What's the difference between an elephant and a letterbox?

 

[Illaveago]

What's the difference between an elephant and a letterbox?

!

 

[classic33]

What's the difference between an elephant and a letterbox?

Letterboxes are red.

You still got that letter to post?

 

[Reynard]

I don't know. What is the difference between an elephant and a letterbox?

 

[classic33]

I don't know. What is the difference between an elephant and a letterbox?

You certain it was the post box you walked to!

 

[Speicher]

I don't know. What is the difference between an elephant and a letterbox?

You certain it was the post box you walked to!

@Reynard - I won't ask you to post any letters for me!

 

[Jenkins]

Are we doing elephant jokes - if so...

Why have elephants got wrinkled skins?

Why have elephants got big ears?

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'm having boiled eggs and brown bread soldiers for supper.

 

[Speicher]

Are we doing elephant jokes - if so...

Why have elephants got wrinkled skins?

Why have elephants got big ears?

Too much time spent swimming upside down in custard. Or they did not pack their trunk carefully.

Noddy won't pay the ransom.

 

[Reynard]

Now I know who has been nicking all the jokes out of the christmas crackers...