Mundane News

[classic33]

Shower time for me , so no peeping please

 

[Andy in Germany]

Just emerged from sleep. Didn't even hear the alarm go off...

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Job interview today. Fingers crossed.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning. It has gone a bit cloudy !

 

[Illaveago]

The challenge I was set to include the words inept and dysfunctional into a message luckily seem to have gone unnoticed !

 

[Illaveago]

I seem to be a bit absent minded today ! I start something and

 

[raleighnut]

Does anyone know how to remove tomato soup stains from a light coloured carpet?

We seem to be clutching at straws at the moment but have run out of suck !

Does Mushroom soup work, a bit like red wine stains.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Does Mushroom soup work, a bit like red wine stains.

No, but you have the start of nice impromptu spaghetti sauce.

 

[Accy cyclist]

They adjust manually, normally, with all hope placed in the machine knowing what the barcode means.

Think Yellow Stickering & Reynard.

I'm going to have to start checking the screen on self scan before I press 'pay'. Mind you there was the usual bad mannered giit standing right behind me trying to make me go faster. This is at about 10.30 at night when I prefer to shop, as it's supposed to be quiet. Yes it was quiet,but for some reason this customer decided to hassle me even when other tills were not being used. Bad mannered Britain I now call this place I live in!!!

 

[Gravity Aided]

I'm going to have to start checking the screen on self scan before I press 'pay'. Mind you there was the usual bad mannered giit standing right behind me trying to make me go faster. This is at about 10.30 at night when I prefer to shop, as it's supposed to be quiet. Yes it was quiet,but for some reason this customer decided to hassle me even when other tills were not being used. Bad mannered Britain I now call this place I live in!!!

Now that I'm getting older, I always like to take the check book to the store. That really frustrates the impatient. If I didn't have the gout, I could buy booze so they would have to find a 21 year old cashier to ring me up.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Just bought an Analogue Sat Nav

 

[Illaveago]

Does Mushroom soup work, a bit like red wine stains.

Yes ! It adds more texture to the mix ! m

 

[mybike]

Mrs D bought me some new Jesus boots today. Do I wear them with socks?

Yes, we don't want to see your feet.

 

[mybike]

Till didn't correctly read the sticker and/or it hadn't been updated with the new price.

Or the offer had ended and no one had updated the labels.

 

[mybike]

They're digging a hole at the end of the road where there has been a puddle since October.