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Gravity Aided

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Cut the offending bit of carpet out and swap it for a bit in the corner

Splatter tomato soup over the whole carpet and claim it's a new look.
My uncles' solution.
(Because he was a professional carpet installer.)
 

Gravity Aided

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Except on the Sabbath. They can only rest on the Sabbath.
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD your God: in it you shall not do any work, you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your ox, nor your donkey, nor any of your cattle, nor your stranger that is within your gates; that your manservant and your maidservant may rest as well as you.
 
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Except on the Sabbath. They can only rest on the Sabbath.
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD your God: in it you shall not do any work, you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your ox, nor your donkey, nor any of your cattle, nor your stranger that is within your gates; that your manservant and your maidservant may rest as well as you.

As a pastor I knew once said. "That means on Sundays, you get to rest your Ass..."
 
I will be getting up soon to make another :cuppa:. I went down earlier to an empty kitchen! :ohmy: No Schrodie! :ohmy: I went to the back door to whistle for him . Nothing ! Why is it that my lips won't work !:angry: After several failed attempts I gave up made the drinks and returned to bed. Acfew minutes later a Schrodie arrived! :smile: He was trying to hide how happy he was but couldn't disguise his paw opening and closing .:smile:
 

mybike

Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
Except on the Sabbath. They can only rest on the Sabbath.
But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD your God: in it you shall not do any work, you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your ox, nor your donkey, nor any of your cattle, nor your stranger that is within your gates; that your manservant and your maidservant may rest as well as you.

I'm sure that should be ass.
 
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