Mundane News

[fossyant]

Just told a few colleagues about the 'four page disclaimer' and the "1. There is a serious risk of injury and potentially death from the activities and services offered by Dirt Factory". Looks of shock. The boss just said 'don't go hurting yourself'.

 

[classic33]

Just told a few colleagues about the 'four page disclaimer' and the "1. There is a serious risk of injury and potentially death from the activities and services offered by Dirt Factory". Looks of shock. The boss just said 'don't go hurting yourself'.

Was that said with pen in hand?

 

[Salar]

Quite easy then. Was it opened or fully closed when throwing?

I think they were closed, mind you this was way back in the black and white 60's.

 

[roadrash]

ive just had the last two hot cross buns, the house is now devoid of hot cross buns, this problem will be rectified soon

 

[classic33]

I think they were closed, mind you this was way back in the black and white 60's.

Still doing the same thing in the 70's.

Technical drawing one works best. You can put a point in all three ends.

 

[Paulus]

I drank too much ale yesterday, I still have a hangover.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Okay, stuff this: I'm exhausted and all my clients are going home: time to push off.

 

[roadrash]

Talking of pointy things, when I was about twelve , they knocked down a local school, along with it went the iron railings, the lony pointy type, a group of us managed to free individual "spears" which we proceeded to throw at a tin can , just as I let mine fly , one lad shouted ...hang on , ill kick it further away....hmm right its pretty hard to kick a can when my spear has pinned his foot to the floor, he still reminds me of it to this day.

although this tale is in mundane news , he didn't think it mundane at the time...

 

[Levo-Lon]

It was quite an art requiring skill to ensure the compass point hit you first.

It's a times like this I realise what a nasty little sod I was, I didn't throw them...

 

[fossyant]

Was that said with pen in hand?

I had one in my hand

 

[Salar]

Talking of railings and gates.

A gang at my same school (and this was a Grammar school) lifted one of the the heavy iron school gates off its hinges grabbed a sixth former, stripped him, tied him to the gate and paraded him around the sports field at shoulder height.

 

[raleighnut]

I had one in my hand

 

[Gravity Aided]

Oh yes, I almost forgot...

Happy St Gertrude's Day!!!

St Cyril of Jerusalem, here today.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Was that said with pen in hand?

Or compass?

 

[Andy in Germany]

It's a times like this I realise what a nasty little sod I was, I didn't throw them...

Did we go to school together?