Mundane News

[classic33]

It will do no good. Trained dogs will sniff it out.

@MikeG doesn't need a dog to find it.

 

[Grant Fondo]

'What do you want for Christmas?' enquired my wife.
'A Patek Philippe watch?' I suggested.

I am getting a dart board.

 

[MikeG]

I bought some marzipan, despite not being able to make a Christmas cake this year It's hidden in plain sight but no one will be expecting to find any so won't be looking for it !

Firstly, it's bought marzipan, so I'll allow you to keep it. Secondly, and more importantly, you need to understand the principle at stake here. I own all the marzipan in the world. It's all mine. Every little piece, anywhere and everywhere. It is only a matter of my supreme benevolence and some minor logistical issues which allow others to benefit from my property. Do enjoy it, won't you, but don't forget to thank me as you nibble away at it over christmas.

 

[MikeG]

Just think what could be packed into that!

It's getting the lid back down that was always the issue there.

 

[MikeG]

I'm now the proud owner of a nice shiny new Russell Hobbs 2400W steam iron with easy store cable. I have to say it's a smooth operator.

Straight to the workshop, for use with recalcitrant veneers.

 

[Salty seadog]

Morning. I am contemplating which bin to put out tomorrow !

bin day's Friday silly.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I own all the marzipan in the world. It's all mine. Every little piece, anywhere and everywhere.

I may have to chellenge you to a duel about this.

I can respect your position on minor issues like Brexit, but this calls for extreme measures.

 

[Andy in Germany]

It's getting the lid back down that was always the issue there.

I suspect Mr @classic33 has lots of experience putting lids down boxes where the contents are resisting.

 

[MikeG]

Andy, Andy, Andy.......

The Maasai own all the cattle in the world. When they raid their neighbours, they aren't stealing cows, they are simply returning them to their rightful owners. As with the Maasai and cattle, the same with me and marzipan. I'd rather you came to this understanding the easy way.

 

[Illaveago]

Firstly, it's bought marzipan, so I'll allow you to keep it. Secondly, and more importantly, you need to understand the principle at stake here. I own all the marzipan in the world. It's all mine. Every little piece, anywhere and everywhere. It is only a matter of my supreme benevolence and some minor logistical issues which allow others to benefit from my property. Do enjoy it, won't you, but don't forget to thank me as you nibble away at it over christmas.

Marzipan Finger eh ?

 

[Illaveago]

I have put the recycling bin out. It is the charcoal grey one with a blue lid meant for cardboard and plastic. I'm not sure if it is a limited edition model as the neighbours seem to have similar bins.

 

[Levo-Lon]

'What do you want for Christmas?' enquired my wife.
'A Patek Philippe watch?' I suggested.

I am getting a dart board.

Obviously set your sights too high!!

 

[Levo-Lon]

What a filthy morning..dark wet and windy.

 

[Illaveago]

What's up with cat's these days ? My wife has been cutting up a large Salmon in the Kitchen and Schrodie totally ignored her ! My old cats wood have been making a lot of fuss , begging and getting under her feet just at the smell of the fish. I must be feeding him too much !

 

[Katherine]

I have put the recycling bin out. It is the charcoal grey one with a blue lid meant for cardboard and plastic. I'm not sure if it is a limited edition model as the neighbours seem to have similar bins.

We'd get into trouble if we put cardboard and plastic into the same bin.
Plastic goes into the brown bin with the tins and glass.